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“Don’t tell me you’re jealous of Batman, Foxy. If you like solving my riddles that much just say it.” Ed’s lips curled devilishly at the thought of it. Eyes wide as an owl’s. Why was that something he liked the idea of? Of course, he cared a great deal for them both. Foxy was his first true rival. The blueprint to what Ed had been looking for but Batman… he was something entirely different. He was a riddle. The mask pulled him in. He had so many questions and so little answers. Ed thought he had it all figured out but then Batman “died” and Bruce Wayne (his main suspect) remained alive. Travelling outside of Gotham- but “alive”. He had theories that all the evidence was planted and his family hired a double… but he couldn’t prove it. Like all things in Gotham… Batman didn’t remain dead but it still put a wrench in his favourite answer to the riddle.
“Hmn,” Ed hummed thoughtfully. “I’ve always preferred the smell of lemons.” He answered. The two of them were at odds again. He loved it when they both had two very different answers. He’d admit: Foxy’s choice was a lot more practical. It felt typical of him. He could feel himself grin the moment he said it. He liked how predictable Foxy could be. He was able to read him like he were flipping the pages of a good book. He took comfort in the parts of Lucius that he understood well and he found himself endlessly invested in the parts of him that he didn’t understand yet. He was a beautiful puzzle. Far more satisfying and relaxing then the riddle that Batman was. He simply enjoyed Lucius. His company. The deep calming sound of his voice. His quirks and his intelligence (that nearly matched his own). He really had him considering things sometimes. Things he knew better than to be considering. He killed everyone he thought of like this. Foxy asked if he was alright and Ed glanced down at his shaking hand before looking back at Lucius. His hand reaching out towards him. His stomach flipped at the sight of it. “No… you shouldn’t-” His warning fell flat when Lucius dropped his hand.
He shook off what just happened and walked over to his wine glass. Deciding it might help take the edge off. Sipping at it after their glasses clinked together. The wine he picked out for this evening was one of his favourites, so he couldn’t stop himself from smiling a little as he tasted it. “Oh?” He looked up curiously when Lucius said he had something to show him. He looked completely endeared to him the moment he said, “You know who you’re talking to right?” Asking the question as if Lucius might not actually know he was speaking to the literal Riddler. Right now. “Please, do show me.”
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Lucius smiled faintly. “Well, I’ve always wanted a cape,” he quipped. Was he jealous of Batman, because Ed favored him so much? That would hardly make sense -- then again, nothing much about his relationship with Ed made sense. If anything did, it was the fact that they were both intelligent men, who enjoyed intellectual challenges, and who had never quite fit in. The complete absurdity of the idea that he was envious of Batman being the object of Ed’s focus was compounded by the fact that he knew Bruce Wayne so well. He had known Bruce’s father for god’s sake, and yet there was a twinge of jealousy when he regarded the son. And it had nothing to do with Bruce’s vast fortune, which Lucius could never hope to approach, but the fact that he’d won the wholesale approbation of the Riddler.
“Oh, I like the scent of lemons,” he said. “I have an essential oil diffuser in my office. Lemon essential oil is one of my favorites.” Although once the words were out of his mouth, he realized belatedly that it was more likely than not that Edward already knew this. Ed seemed to know virtually everything else about him. It was hard to keep secrets from a man who unraveled complex wordplay sheerly for the fun of it. He frowned a little as he watched Ed’s expression when he reached for him. Did Ed not want his touch? There was something that made him feel small at the thought of it. He had never been a particularly tactile man, even if one disregarded the fact that he really shouldn’t be so disappointed that Ed didn’t want to touch him. It wasn’t as though he and Edward were together. Or that they should even consider the possibility.
He smiled as Ed spoke. “It was more of a rhetorical question,” he admitted, a light laugh leaving his lips. Of course Ed would know about this. “Hold on,” he said, putting his wine glass down and heading back into the living room. He returned a few moments later with the small box nestled in the palm of his hand. “It isn’t very hard to solve,” he said. At least not for them -- his tone implied. “But it’s rather lovely, don’t you think?”














