Heres_A_Cookie

HOLY SHIT!!! How many women have done this in the past? This is first I’ve seen this but it can’t be new. Fuck ZQuill, we’ve had over the counter sleep aids or sleep inducing shit for years. Fuck man NyQuill has been around forever. Shit like this probably been happening for decades but of course when women do dirt, we don’t talk about it. Think they are the firsts? PLEASE!!! 

But yea female don’t engage in toxic behavior. Men can’t get raped. STFU!!!

ehehehehhehehehehehehheehhehe y’all have no idea what I’m about to do with it 

She bit down on her bottom lip, stifling a moan as his fingers slipped into her slick entrance.

"C'mon, how can I stop when you're already this messy?" He chuckled into her ear, her grip tightening on the tree she used to keep her steady.

"Someone...someone might see..." She gasped, her legs shaking as he spread his warmth from within her. Her knees felt like they were about to buckle, the flames of his fire licking her inner walls all too well.

"And who," He spoke through a kiss he pressed on her back. "Would dare walk into my forest?

She shivered as she felt him grind his hard-on against her behind, his chest rumbling with purrs against her back.

"You smell like you're enjoying it despite your complaining," She whined as he pulled his fingers out, turning to look over her shoulder. He stared at her with hooded eyes, moaning as he licked the erotic fluid from his fingertips.

"I..." He silenced her with a rough kiss, his arm coming around to catch her waist as her foot slipped on a leaf.

"I'd rather do it at home," She pouted with bruised lips as he lifted her into his arms. "The bed smells like you,"

Sorry it took so long, really. But I’m thankful for your comliment <3

Persephone is totally the big boss, no kidding.

He might be the king of the underworld, but if she says she wants something to change, that will be done. 

Everytime she says something needs to be done, Hades just looks at his servants, who are looking at him for approval and shrugs “You heard her.”.

People are constantly telling her she should leave him because he kidnapped her and must be really agressive and abusive.

But Persephone never listens and gets mad everytime, because Hades is an amazing husband and has never done anything without her consent and is always respectful.

Persephone can brag as much as she wants because Hades has never cheated on her.

He wouldn’t dare to, she’d throw him on Tartarus herself :)

He’s so in love with her. Like, so, so in love with her. 

Let me tell you: Hades is a cat. He lays his head on her lap and hums softly as Persephone runs her fingers through his hair.

Just like Aphrodite, she loves to go shopping. Guess who carries all of the bags later? Yeah, Hades in all his glory.

He buys her jewels all the time.

Playtime with Cerberus all the time.

That dog loves Persephone more than he loves Hades and he pouts all the time because of that. She just laughs at his face.

“You turned my dog against me, woman.”

“Get over it, Hades. He loves me.”

Hades constantly fights with Demeter over “The Kidnapping Incident”. Persephone just rolls her eyes, she’s given up by now.

Texts, phone calls, letters, Iris messaging or any other way of communication when she’s at Olympus with her mother.

The most beautiful couple at parties. They dance all night better than anyone else.

Cuddles.

Goodnight kisses.

Hades kisses her forehead and calls her “my queen” / ”my lady” / ”love”.

She calls him “Hadie” / “honey” / “handsome”.

Shoto: 13-year-old me thought I’d be dead by now.

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“You look sad.”

They only nodded in response, gaze still trained on the floor.

“Wanna commit some petty crimes?” I crooned, kneeling down besides them. “Will that help?”

i noticed my burnout comic was making rounds but the full comic is no longer available after the collegehumor website went offline…. so here it is!!!