The Tracy family are playing Monopoly together. How is it going for each of them?
Scott - Not the best player but also not the worst. Strategic. Will try and bribe Alan to sell him his properties. Never face-palms more than during an intense game of Monopoly. Is either insanely rich or almost completely bankrupt, no inbetween. Always wins the 'get out of jail free' card and uses the top hat game piece.
John - One of the strongest players of them all. Is extremely strategic with his purchaes and builds a steadily growing stack of cash. All his properties have a minimum of two houses of them. Incredibly smug whenever anyone lands on his properties and have to pay him rent. Owns all the train stations so he earns a solid sum of cash. Ends up in jail more times than anyone else for some reason. Enjoys longer board games in general.
Virgil - He's neither here nor there really. If there's no catastrophic global emergency going on, he's more than happy to sit and play such a lengthy game with his family. Refuses to exchange his four houses for a hotel because he prefers the green to red. Is the banker, always the banker.
Gordon - Stratergy is to buy anything and everything. 50/50 chance it works completely in his favour or he ends up completely bankrupt within the first hour. Will try and pinch money from the bank when nobody's looking only to havr his hand smacked away by either Virgil or Kayo. Will fan himself with his wad of cash if he's rich enough. Uses the duck as his game piece.
Alan - To be honest, he's not that great at it. Tries to be strategic but doesn't always work out. Gets bored of how long the game is and isn't a big fan of playing it. Would rather play his VR headset than sit than play Monopoly whilst listening to his brothers squabble at each other over auctioning and rent prices. Feels like playing it is a long unbearable unskippable ad.
Kayo - Always end up as the owner of 'Mayfair'. Absolutely has a hotel on it and charging 2k every time someone lands on it. Absolutely loaded. Has to explain the rules to Alan every time they play because he forgets every time. Never gets sent to jail. Like ever.
Brains - Doesn't always agree to play but when he does, he's an average player. Quickly realised that being a genius doesn't always work to an advantage in Monopoly. Often decides to form a team with MAX.
Grandma Tracy - Surprisingly good of a player. Always the one to suggest playing. One of her favourites. Often has to calm the table when arguments get out of hand. Pursuades everyone to join in. Threatens to send them all to jail if they don't play nicely.
Lady Penelope - If she's with them, she's more than happy to play. Has been to every play available on the board with Parker. Always owns 'Picadilly' and will have a hotel on it. Her London accent makes playing feel 'more authentic' according to Gordon (he's trying to flirt with her).
Parker - Apparently also makes it feel more authentic. Owns the water works and the electric company. Is stealing from the bank without anyone noticing. Has played the game more times than anyone else in the room. Never goes to prison but always wins the worst 'chance' cards.
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