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"I used the letters of the alphabet and grammatically incorrect French to calculate that Napoleon is the devil" sounds like some unfunny 2010 internet meme but it's actually from the 1869 novel War and Peace

He dolokov on my caucuses till I kill the czar’s brother (now all the Moscow ladies are mad about him)

crazy how dave malloy read war and peace and was like 'yeah I know what this sounds like' and even crazier that he was fucking right

Musicals used to have Amber Gray growling in them

your twenties are about drinking too much, sitting at home and reading, being married, being charming, having no sex, entering that door with all your teeth and hair, leaving it toothless and bald, feeling like you're one of a hundred sad old men living out their final days in moscow, and lamenting what you've become. and going to the club :)

pierre bezukhov is fucking unhinged. i can not imagine being anatole in that moment because literally imagine someone lecturing you about this girl you like and he's all "you can NOT fuck around with that girl anymore. im literally going to kill you. no im not. you just gotta stay away from her, okay? in fact, you should fuck your sister, that would be a better thing to do. you're a little bitch. no you're not. now leave the country"

"i asked chatgpt" well i calculated the number of the beast. it is napoleon. six hundred three score and six. and i will kill him one day. he's no great man, none of us are great men, we're caught in the waves of history. nothing matters; everything matters, it's all the same. Oh, if only I could not see it, that dreadful, terrible, it.

The tense relationship between a girl and the unread 1200 page book her favorite musical is based on

guys help the Phantom Of The Opera is there.......... inside my mind. guys hel;\p