Some of y’all have never read fanfic where the main character has a scaly dragon dick and it shows

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Some of y’all have never read fanfic where the main character has a scaly dragon dick and it shows

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Kid 1: Hey what are you doing?
Kid 2: *tosses a bike in the river* I dunno I’m just fuckin tossing bikes in the river bro
I really believed the caption was a snarky parody of what was said and not literally the actual dialogue
Ok so reading the updates and the director and author are both fully aware that the rape/non-con bullshit in the original novel (written roughly ten years ago) is just a huge nope and are actively making changes to the series just makes me happy. They recognise that that kinda behaviour is just fucked up and are consciously making the decision to alter the story so as to not glorify that crap. Will now proceed with fangirling over the show.
sometimes there’s videos that make me happy to exist on this planet
i’d reblog this even if it was a still image
I know it’s a sesame street clip but seriously, who is the target audience for this?
Parents watching it with their kids, I guess?
literally everyone
Everyone. No, really… everyone.
For adults, the appeal is Sir Patrick Stewart doing a kid’s educational bit in full Shakespearean dress and style; there’s a delightful cognitive dissonance between the very serious presentation and the very simple content.
For very small children, it’s educational: this is the letter “B”; here’s how it’s shaped; here’s some words you know that start with it. Oh, and here’s a word you may not be familiar with that starts with it, so you can recognize that it’s the sound that matters, and not whatever other connection you made between the other two words.
For older kids: you’ve probably heard that “to be or not to be?” speech, or at least part of it, so you can enjoy some of the parody the adults are watching. Also, here’s how to describe how a letter is made - how to teach young siblings who don’t read yet, how to explain both the shape and the sound.
For kids with dyslexia: here’s how you differentiate a “B” from a P or D or E. You may have to go slowly and look carefully at the exact shapes that make up the whole, but there are differences and you can learn to recognize them.
For teens or young college students: In addition to whichever parts of those are relevant to you, here’s what Shakespearean acting sounds like. Here’s how to enunciate clearly and slowly, so your audience can understand terms they may not recognize and still follow the gist of what you’re saying. If you’re reading Shakespeare in school, try sounding it out like this and see if that helps it make sense.
For new RenFaire workers: Here’s how to pronounce “zounds.”
One of the most glorious things in the world is Shakespearean actors doing stuff like this.

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Growing up fat, you get made fun of for everything you do, even basic shit like eating and laughing and breathing are funny when you do it because youre fat! And its so hard to not carry that with you as you get older, like I’m still embarassed to eat or dance in front of people or smile in pictures and its ridiculous and I hate it and I wish I was treated with more humanity
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I showed this video to my 2 y/o niece last night and now every time I get out my phone near her she says “chicken. song”
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these two facts are connected
Aliens only see Britain on Doctor Who Giant monsters/aliens only see Japan in every kaiju and sentai film/show
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this is … quality art

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I’ve been ignoring chain mail for years and I haven’t been killed even a single time. what a ripoff
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i thought you guys would find this thread i wrote interesting
Just read a bunch of spoilers for 2gether and I feel so betrayed now...
You ever get so excited for a show and its main couple because it’s hella amazing and cute so far and then you find out that there’s glorified/romanticised rape/non-con in the book it’s based on?
Yeah I’m just hella disappointed but also hope that the series goes a different direction than the book because good lord the message it’s sending viewers...
This did not go where I expected it to go
I meant to talk about this when I posted this whole gifset originally but I cannot HANDLE the fact that after Tine says that Sarawat should say goodnight, Sarawat looks down and repeats it to himself like he’s committing it to memory
alert! this is the cutest! it’s so SOFT I’m gonna lose it

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