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— Parasauralophus

[Image Description: artwork, done in various shades of pink, depicting a parasaurolophus resting on the grass. End image description.]

#description #dragons #pink dragons #real dragons #dinosaurs #hadrosaurs #parasaurolophus #notryvn

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— yutyrannus doodle

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[Image Description: artwork of a fluffy yutyrannus, with coloration reminiscent of birch bark; warm and well camouflaged in a winter forest. End image description.]

#description #dragons #white dragons #real dragons #dinosaurs #tyrannosaurs #yutyrannus #notryvn

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BEHOLD

Adult Amethyst Gem Dragon

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[Image Description: three photographs, each showing a “Dungeons and Dragons” Amethyst Dragon figurine. The dragon looms over a chessboard, filled with gold and silver chess pieces shaped like smaller dragons. End image description.]

#description #dragons #dragon figurines #chess #gold dragons #silver dragons #dungeons and dragons #gem dragons #amethyst dragons

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In actual fact, the female function is to explore, discover, invent, solve problems crack jokes, make music – all with love. In other words, create a magic world.

- S.C.U.M. Manifesto (Society for Cutting Up Men) by Valerie Solanas 1967

#feminism #valerie solanas #scum manifesto

mindblowingscience

An international research team has discovered that the fire salamander (Salamandra salamandra) is biofluorescent. A study published in the j

An international research team has discovered that the fire salamander (Salamandra salamandra) is biofluorescent. A study published in the journal Royal Society Open Science shows that the salamander reflects turquoise light when exposed to ultraviolet radiation. This phenomenon had gone unnoticed until now, despite decades of research on this amphibian species.

#dragons #real dragons #salamanders #fire salamanders

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Horse figure of the day: The Hamilton Collection "Dazzling Daydream"

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[Image Description: a photograph of a rearing unicorn figurine. The unicorn has a white body, with a blue mane and tail; while her horn, hooves, and butterfly wings are gold. Said wings are decorated with red gemstones, and blue butterflies. End image description.]

#pegasi #unicorns #alicorns #fairies #hamilton collection

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Horse figure of the day: The Hamilton Collection "Graceful Elegance"

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[Image Description: a photograph of a perlino unicorn figurine, wearing a necklace of purple flowers. The unicorn has gold and violet fairy wings, set with amethyst crystals. The wings are adorned with pictures of yellow butterflies, matching the one perched on the unicorn’s horn. End image description.]

#pegasi #unicorns #alicorns #fairies #hamilton collection

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Even amongst groovy females deep friendships seldom occur in adulthood, as almost all of them are either tied up with men in order to survive economically, or bogged down in hacking their way through the jungle and in trying to keep their heads about the amorphous mass. Love can’t flourish in a society based upon money and meaningless work: it requires complete economic as well as personal freedom, leisure time and the opportunity to engage in intensely absorbing, emotionally satisfying activities which, when shared with those you respect, lead to deep friendship. Our `society’ provides practically no opportunity to engage in such activities.

- S.C.U.M. Manifesto (Society for Cutting Up Men) by Valerie Solanas 1967

#feminism #scum manifesto #valerie solanas

jalajalapeno

sea of clouds

forwhomtheblindbellstoll

[ID] an artwork of the Pokemon Jirachi and Rayquaza. Jirachi is flying just in front of Rayquaza's nose and looking back at it as Rayquaza pokes its head through a large pink cloud, only showing the top half of its head. The sky is a deep blue behind them and stars shine both in the cloud and in the sky. [/ID]

#pokémon #jirachi #dragons #dragon-type pokémon #rayquaza

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fridge magnets

waitingforthecat

Image description: fanart for Pokemon Scarlet and Violet showing Florian putting a magnet on the leg of a Miraidon. There are already several magnets on the pokemons legs and tail. Some magnets are shaped like letters, some like pokeberries, one like a pokeball, one like a Wigglet and one like a Luvdisc. end Image description

#dragons #pokémon #dragon-type pokémon #miraidon

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drew some beans

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[ID] an artwork featuring eight of the Pokemon Chikorita in a variety of poses, including fighting stances, sleeping, picking a berry, a shiny one sparkling, and one cuddled next to a Meganium. [ID]

#dragons #dinosaurs #sauropods #pokémon #shiny pokémon #chikorita #meganium

sweetslemon

I dont know whoever worked in the service industry or even part time but the main nutcases and the hardest to deal with aren’t so called middle aged ”Karen”s, it’s the middle aged men who intimidate you or come up with flirtations to your 19 year old self. I swear the men are annoying as fuck to customer service and theyre overlooked. Some even think the ”flirtations” or downright stalking is charming and i wanted to burn down every daddy tropes down the ground from whifh they got their misleading fantasies from. BOBS are the real menace

katell-radikal

No “Karen” has ever waited for me outside of my workplace for my late night shift to end

No “Karen” has ever threatened violence on me

No “Karen” has ever touched my ass

No “Karen” has ever called me a stupid bitch for things like an item not being in stock anymore

No “Karen” has ever tried to teach me my own bartending job

No “Karen” has ever insisted again and again and again to offer me alcoolised drinks on the job

No “Karen” has ever “playfully” witheld payment demanding I give my number

No “Karen” has ever tried to buy my number or social media accounts with tips

No “Karen” has ever tried to find me on social medias using my name tag

It was never Karens, it was always Bob, Richard, John, Jack...

#feminism #misogyny #male entitlement

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Hooktail, from “Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door”.

“That's Hooktail! Max HP is 20, Attack is 5, and Defense is 1. It'll stomp and munch on you, and it has a more dragonish attack: stinky, fiery breath! It's tricky, especially when it's losing, and it'll try to fool you into being merciful. Oh, yeah, and one more thing. It hates things that start with "cr" and end with "icket". Supposedly, there's something related to that somewhere in this castle. Did we find it?”

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Hooktail’s older brother: Gloomtail, from “Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door”.

“That's Gloomtail. I think he's Hooktail's brother. I see the family resemblance... Max HP is 80, Attack is 8, and Defense is 2. He'll bite or stomp you, and he may also breathe poison on you. Great. When his HP gets low, he may throw in some other attacks, as well. Wouldn't surprise me. Especially watch out for his megabreath move, 'cause the word is, it's GNARLY! He also stores power for some attacks, so use Vivian to hide to avoid those.”

#weekly wyrm #wyrm wednesday #dragons #black dragons #gloomtail #paper mario #the thousand-year door #alt text

garmbreak1

as we all know, red dragons breathe right-channel audio, white dragons breathe left-channel audio, and yellow dragons breathe video.

deepestangelcollective

No thats only true with RCA dragons.

With componant dragons, Green breathe luma, blue breathe the blue difference, and red breathe the red difference.

Jack dragons can breathe either mono audio or sterio audio, but in either case its generally a mix of left and right channel audio and you can tell if they are mono or sterio by how many stripes they have.

Hdmi dragons are one of the few species that can breathe all audio channels, and all video channels, but its dependant on the relationship of the dragon counsel and their target. Sometimes they don't have dragonbreath at all due to uncontrollable circumstances.

And don't get me started on serial dragons, much less their cousins the USB dragons.

#dragons

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“You see, there isn’t actually a dragon” explains the King. “We just spread the rumor around so that warriors and knights will bring their best and most expensive magical gear, which we then sell after we poison them.”

timeclonemike

“And when the dragon heard this, he stared at the King and his advisors and his retainers and his guards, and he reached up and scratched his forehead.”

“And after a long and awkward silence, the dragon said: So let me get this straight. I got all cleaned up with scale polish and everything for no reason, because there’s no actual dragon who might hypothetically go out on a date with me.”

“And the King said: I am afraid not.”

“And the dragon sat and thought about this for some time, while the royal court got more and more nervous, until he spoke once again: I don’t know what I find more infuriating. The fact that you’d prey on your own kind who are at least attempting to help you, or the fact that I just got catfished.”

“And the King said: What???”

“And the court wizard said: It is a term referring to misdirection and exploitation of romantic interests.”

“And the King said: Oh. I see.”

“And the dragon opened his mouth and walked towards the King, and the royal protectors charged forward to protect their liege, but their simple lances and pikes and swords and arrows shattered against the dragon’s scales, for in their greed, they had sold all of their ill gotten magical equipment, never expecting to actually need it themselves.”

“And the dragon ate the king in three bites, for while the dragon’s jaws were wide and mightily strong, the king was just that big around.”

“And the dragon licked his lips, and the rest of the court thought very carefully about what would happen when the dragon was done licking his lips.”

“And the court wizard said: The King is dead! Long live the new King!”

“And the rest of the court followed: The King is dead! Long live the new King!”

“Because nobody wanted to be the last to say it.”

“And that, young children, is the story of how His Majesty, King Talon Gemhoarder the First, became the ruler of our fair land. And he instituted many reforms of the feudal system that had allowed lesser lords to abuse and exploit the serfs and freemen who toiled in their fields, eating all the barons and dukes who defied him, and also introduced the Kingdom of Five Falls to the strange but wondrous inventions of the northern lands, such as black powder, and enchanted flying boats, and toilet paper. But that is another story, for another day. The End.”

#dragons #dragon stories

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Does anyone else think it’s weird that basic female names are insults now. Like it started with Karen but it’s bled into nearly all female names. When someone is talking about a fictitious generalization of annoyances they experience and they attach a female name as a joke. Like I saw a post recently that said something to the effect of “I hate when old people go on long rambles when I’m just trying to do my job. I’m not your therapist Janet” I agree with your point here but why are we attaching a female name to this for no reason. What about the name being female makes it inherently evil. Is it because it’s commonly associated with older women? Why isn’t there a male equivalent to “Karen”?

My friend recently said she doesn’t like the vitriol toward the name Karen because all Karens she has met were nice. Then she threw out a couple other generic female names she thought were much eviler and asked my opinion. I told her my opinion was that I don’t attach morality to names just because they’re names usually given to female babies.

ouroborosdisorder-deactivated20

the only male equivalent was Chad, which used to mean an obnoxious privileged man.

Back in 2020 I was on tiktok and noticed people had started using this term a lot, mainly to make fun of white guys. It VERY quickly changed from an insult to a compliment for a cool, skilled or badass man.

virtualcremefem

Chad definitely spent five seconds as an insult before becoming a compliment

#feminism #misogyny #double standards

ellohcee

Boundless

Companion piece to this

#dragons #black dragons #star dragons #ellohcee #alt text

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