🦴🐾MUTT🐾🦴

Being bossed around by a pretty femme all day till we're in bed, all of a sudden she's the most submissive thing ever

puppy boy but also in a nonsexual domestic mundane way like just treat me like that normally

Currently looking for a volunteer to sit in my lap and let me whisper sweet praise in her ear while I play with her nipples.

yeah i whine pitifully when i cum, what about it?

sorry for displaying my pathetic tendencies and abandonment issues am i still cool

I love being horny on tumblr dot com this shit is actually super healing for me

Body shame and embarrassment about vaginas, farts and poop were so normal when I was a kid so now going on tiktok and seeing people (especially women of all flavors, who've been told that to talk about such things is nasty) talking about being gassy is so... like this too is feminism. women of all gender experiences being able to say, 'wow. My junk itches and I need to fart and my pad is stuck to my bush' is so beautiful 🥲

do u have a crush on me yet or do i need to reblog some more stuff with you in mind

women are genuinely the greatest thing ever created, you’d be crazy not to adore them with your whole being

[desperately trying to sexualize doing laundry] putting... my load... in the

Not to brag, but I'm quite good at laying in bed and saying stuff like "ugh" and "oof" and "nnnnn."

*sexting* I want to take care of you

first of all I do not "goon" I am a LADY and I TOUCH MYSELF

"Top dog" implies the existence of "bottom dog.” This is a service that I am willing to provide.

hey (with the intention of learning recipes to all your favorite foods)

I love when ladies put their fingers in my mouth