ich liebe sie nicht

Pisces: I did. I broke it.

Capricorn: No. No, you didn’t. Taurus?

Taurus: Don’t look at me, look at Virgo.

Virgo: What?! I didn’t break it!

Taurus: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Virgo: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Taurus: Suspicious.

Virgo: No, it’s not!

Cancer: If it matters, probably not… Scorpio was the last one to use it.

Scorpio: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Cancer: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Scorpio: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Cancer!

Pisces: Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Cap.

Capricorn: No! Who broke it?!

Sagittarius: *whispering* Cap, Libra’s been awfully quiet this whole time.

Libra: Really?!

*Yelling ensues*

*Camera pans to Capricorn*