henriam_makingout69

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

you know i started reading homestuck a couple days ago and. i don't know if this is intentional but i feel like this is a homestuck reference. im not crazy. im not fucking crazy. i SWEAR this has to be a homestuck reference. what the fuck. WHAT THE FUCK.

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

drew is so lucky tmf doesn’t take place in 2026 bc henriam would be spamming 67 and Kirk memes all the time

walking into the kitchen to find your f/o spraying whipped cream from the can straight into their mouth

yeah and i would join him

when someone says something nice and now i have to sob for half an hour

(at every part of the song) i love this part of the song

I think self shippers deserve to be nicer to themselves and make the way they imagine their f/os nicer to them bc being miserable as fuck gets old quickly but gets addicting given the right circumstances. I think self shippers should give themselves grace and allow themselves to grow into happier people bc of their f/o.