Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney sentence meme
Send one to see how my Muse responds OR send me â(TELL. THE. TRUTH.)â and Iâll GENERATE a number that My Muse will say to Yours. [1-148]
âProof enough for you, Mr./Mrs./Miss ____? Or should I say⌠Mr./Mrs./Miss Did It!â
âLies always beget more lies! See through one, and their whole story falls apart!â
âThis is no laughing matter! You did pass the bar didnât you?â
âI think I feel a migraine coming onâŚâ
âI wasnât dumped! She/he/they just wasnât taking my phone calls. Or seeing me⌠Ever.â
âIf you wish to hang yourself, ____, youâre welcome to, but not inside my ____.â
âPlease, ____⌠Is âHuhâ the best response you can muster up?â
âWe were great together! We were Romeo and Juliet, Cleopatra and Mark Anthony!â
âUm⌠didnât they all die?â
âY-Yes, ____. Iâm, um, a little nervous.â
â____, given the circumstances⌠I think we should have a test to ascertain your readiness.â
âOh⌠Oh right! EheheheâŚâ
âThis is no laughing matter. You did pass the bar didnât you?â
âSorry, I couldnât hear your answer. Iâll ask you again.â
âOh, right! Wasnât she/he/they, um, poisoned by, er⌠poison?â
âYouâre asking me!?â
âYou went to the victimâs apartment on the day of the murder, did you not?â
âWell, did you, or did you not?â
âHeh? Heh heh. Well, maybe I did, and maybe I didnât!â
âNgh⌠grrrah! Gwaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Shutupshutupshutup! I hate you!â
âDonât worry âbout me! Iâll be dead and gone soon!â
âGood! Wait, no! I mean⌠Bad! Bad bad bad!â
âMy heart goes out to you, ____. Not.â
âThe sky is blue, and so am IâŚâ
â____, youâre a sham!â
âAlright! Iâve got nothing to lose! Except for⌠well, everything!â
âWhy do I always feel like itâs the end of the world and Iâm the last man standing?â
âWasnât it you who told me "proof is everythingâ? Well, I was listening. And now Iâll show you the âproofâ you like so much!â
"Amateurs, amateurs. Listen to me, ____.â
âI object! That was⌠objectionable!â
âUpstart..! Amateur..! These accusations⌠are ludicrous!â
âThe guilty will always lie, to avoid being found out.â
âThereâs no way to tell who is guilty and who is innocent!â
âAll that I can hope to do is get every ____ declared "guiltyâ!â
"Welcome! Please furnish me with the title of your personage!â
ââŚYour name! Whatâs your name?â
âI was just inquirably asking the title that you go by.â
âMy motto is: "Donât worry, be happy!â â
â(The) ____⌠(the) ____⌠To me they are mere toys. Playthings for my amusement!â
"Whatâs wrong? Is something stuck to my face? Why yes! Thereâs my eyes, and my nose, and my mouth.â
âI am always abso-posi-lutely perfect!â
âI like a man with a big⌠vocabulary.â
âWhat is it you little shrimp!â
âYou stinking ____! I hope you die!â
âBottom-feeding, scum-sucking ____!â
â "Ah⌠the days of my youth⌠like the scent of fresh lemonâŚâ you see.â
"Despite his/her/their name, ____ has the blackest reputation of any man/woman/person in this country.â
âNow, ____. I believe Iâll take whatâs mine. The papers.â
âIâm sorry, I canât give you what I donât have.â
â____, you are a poor liar. Why I see it over there.â
âYou forget, ____? There is nothing I donât know in my job.â
âAnyway, get the name right. And donât go calling me â____ââŚâ
âIf that wasnât the most over-the-top clearing of the throat Iâve ever heard!â
âNo "butâ-ing your way out of this one, ____!â
â____, I think itâs high time you went shopping for a better excuseâŚ?â
"Oh? Excuses not on sale today?â
â____, look at (the) ____âs face? Does she/he/they seem amused to you!?â
âHah! Iâd like to see her/him/them pull THAT off!
â____, I saw that evil, evil grin! You were probably thinking âIâd like to see her pull THAT off,â werenât you!â
"Please, youâre scaring the security guard.â
âFor starters, how did you get to be so totally whacked!?â
âHey guess what? Actually, I really hate your guts. So get lost because, well Iâm not co-operating.â
âHe and I are of the same ilk. We both carry the scent of⌠danger.â
âThere we are in total agreement, Psycho ____.â
âThat does it. When this is done Iâm shaving my head.â
âYes! Man, that felt good! Itâs great to be alive!â
âWhy are you pumping your fists in the air?â
âNo, my feeble friend. A "mereâ ____. Worth nothing. Zilch. Zippo. Nada!â
"But you and ____ are lovers, arenât you!â
âYou sent that painting to him/her/them! As a sign! A sign of undying love!â
âM-m-my boy/girl/dear, please! Youâre letting your fancies run away with you! Where do you get these bizarre ideas?â
âEnough. Iâll swallow my pride and tell you all.â
âN-no! We are NOT lovers!â
âYes! That is what I said! Oh dear, do my locutions confuse?â
âAh, youâre finally awake.â
â____âs favorite potted plant. _____ has been watering it so much lately it looks a little⌠swollen. She/heâs/theyâre either trying to make it grow⌠or she/heâs/theyâre perfecting her/his/their water torture technique.â
âSo he was sleeping the entire afternoon of the murder? Some action hero!â
âIt must be nice to live so free of guilt.â
âOhhh yeah, right here! Sherlock Holmes II, baby!â
âHE COULDNâT HANDLE THE TRUTH!â
âI was hoping to come up with a question while I was objecting, ____⌠I didnât.â
âThanks to you, Iâm saddled with unnecessary⌠feelings.â
âUm, maybe I shouldnât be saying this⌠But he/she/they definitely did it. Murder. At least once. Maybe twice.â
âUmm⌠____? Will I grow up to be like her/him/them? Please say "no.â â
"Um, ____? You know that problem of yours? That problem where you (present evidence) that makes no sense? Youâre doing it again.â
âIt seems like it was only yesterday. Actually, it was only yesterday.â
âShe/he/they sucks up to all the bigwigs at (the) ____⌠But let her/him/them see you stumble once and she/he/theyâll never let up on you.â
âYou look as though youâve seen a ghost!â
â____! How could you say such a thing?â
âYeah, but I have a second stomach just for steaks.â
âYeah, but I have a separate stomach for sweets!â
âSo? Whatâs the difference? You need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions, ____!â
âItâs never a good idea to reveal your hand to the enemy too soon.â
â____! Youâre craftier than I gave you credit for. Why, you could be the next⌠Evil Magistrate!â
âHey! Why do I have to be the villain?â
â⌠You eat, you die.â
ââŚHmm? My, arenât you a handsome/pretty/beautiful fellow/mate/gal! Iâm afraid Iâm a bit flustered!â
âI try not to pay much attention to things that donât interest me.â
âWhat the hell do samurais sing about? Chopping off heads?â
âDonât hit your desk. It irritates me.â
âI was hoping Iâd come up with a question while pounding on my desk.â
â____ is out of control! He/she/they was in the waiting room and he/shey/they crushed this paper cup with hot, hot coffee in it.â
â____, youâve had a long day. Shut your pie-hole.â
âI set my cardâs number to "0001â because Iâm number one!â
"This photo is worth a thousand words⌠and they all read "guiltyâ!â
"Iâve heard of desperate men grasping at straws, but this is the first time Iâve heard of men grasping at macaws! Hah!â
âI need a waterfall to stand under! Preferably a freezing one!â
ââŚYou want more pressure, huh? Why donât you go down to the fire department and have them spray you with the hose?â
âSo, youâve come to laugh at the fallen ____? Then laugh, laugh! Well? Why arenât you laughing?â
âNah. Itâs a trick. Laugh and he/she/theyâll get mad⌠or burst into tears.â
âWe/I donât have so much free time we can spend it coming down here to laugh at you.â
â⌠I hoped you wouldnât come. I didnât want you to see me. Not like this.â
âI feel winterâs chill from the bare leaf trees todayâŚâ
âWhat is it about winter that turns people into poets?â
âWill you stop that?â
âMaybe itâs broken?â
âD-Donât kick it! Maybe it isnât set to respond to voices?â
âIt must hurt, to be ignored by a birdâŚâ
â____! You canât just say "helloâ and expect us to get anywhere! I want you to _____!â
"Wow, okay, Mr./Mrs./Miss head-in-the-fluffy-pink-clouds ____.â
âToo bad they donât have a test for common sense.â
âIâm guessing itâs worth around $5,000.â
âIt doesnât matter who I am, it matters who YOU are! Youâre the famous ____ [wrong name]!â
ââŚOh! Youâre not ____ are you?â
âSo you are⌠the coffee boy/girl?â
âPhew⌠thatâs a relief. Youâre better than nobody.â
âYeah, I thought you looked a bit strange when I first saw you.â
âAhh! Well! Iâve never seen a real one before.â
âYouâre the first one whoâs actually been interested in mine, believe me.â
âThere doesnât appear to be any corrosion due to sulfides. Iâd give you $50.00 for it.â
âSorry, but itâs not for sale. YetâŚâ
âThey kicked me out of ____âŚâ
âHmm? Havenât I seen you somewhereâŚ?â
âSo this is why everyone raves about caviar! Itâs so tasty it hurts! I always thought caviar would taste like pickled tapioca.â
â(The) ____ will wait! Iâm not finished eating yetâŚâ
âI believe what she/he/they just said was a mere prelude to the story she/he/they is about to tell. Try not to interrupt her/him/them again.â
â____⌠Never interrupt a storyteller! Itâs like pulling a bun out of the over half-baked!â
âWhat kind of "grudgeâ!?â
"Yes (sir/m'am)! I am ____! My occupation is, um⌠that would be murderer.â
âEr⌠so youâre telling us youâre a "professional killerâŚâ â
"It was me! Iâm the one who did it! Iâll never kill anyone again! Youâve got to believe me!â
âIâm part of what you would call the younger generation! A person whose actions adults canât possibly comprehend!â
âIâd appreciate it if youâd stop making these ridiculous allegations.â
âYes, you do have a point⌠You wouldnât have the guts to do something like thatâŚâ
âWhat? Iâll have you know back in the day, I once broke into a cattle ranch and tipped ââ
âThis is a message from the deceased!â