meme dump blog

feel free to change pronouns as needed! warning- some quotes are nsfw.

“Maybe the problem isn’t with her. Maybe it’s you.”

“Wow, how “edgy teen” of you.”

“I broke all their front teeth.”

“If you don’t stop joking around I will kick your brain’s ass.”

“Never in my life… have I bought any “weird videos”.”

“I’ve always…wanted to say this line… “Nice punch”.”

“Well, let me use a line, too. “This is the end for you, chump”.”

“Your favorite thing is on that island. A porno magazine.”

“How do you like these fireworks?”

“I just want to go to the cabaret club…”

“Argue with me! Tell me that you have good taste in anime!”

“Heroes are supposed to be invincible. Even if the odds are stacked against them, something miraculous happens to save them.”

“And God’s a liar too!”

“What kind of low-IQ ignoramus calls a suspicious number and says they are from the police?!”

“Merry-go-rounds can fly?”

“Oof…”

“Could you please not call it a “rubber”…? You can say balloon.”

“The LGBT community is rich in sensibility, has excellent taste, and is full of talented, artistic people.”

“Water, dehydrated bread, chocolate, biscuits, a flashlight, a hand charger, Swiss army knife, a candle, matches, triangular badges, a first-aid kit, whistle, portable toilet, a plastic bag, duct tape, a grenade, disposable hand warmers…”

“I’m going to expose your browser history.”

“You’re a total tsundere.”

“A “tsundere”. One who appears cold or hostile initially but eventually shows a warm or friendly side. That describes you perfectly.”

“What kind of furniture always catches a cold?”

“‘Because I saw your dead body in a dream’. Are you seriously going to tell her that?”

“Once, she let out all the frogs that were going to be used for science class.”

“We were given legs and feet… so that we can gather riches and foreign currency in the labor market.”

“That doesn’t sound very nice! It’s more like… a way to exploit their vanity. To separate our customers from their money as much as possible.”

“Because beer tastes better if someone else buys it!”

“His normalcy must be punished by death!”

“It is time to unleash the drift king.”

“Look, a UFO!”

“Did you witness my superior driving technique?”

“Yeah, I saw you get in an accident.”

“Oh, I’ve seen a boss character like this before.”

“I like guys that like New Guinea fruit bats and yellow spotted-neck turtles.”

“I have some delicious Fugu eggs. I promise they’re not poisoned. Would you like some?”

“There’s a group of naked buff guys dancing outside your bar.”

“Macho muscles!”

“Use the most beautiful art form humanity has ever created! The power of dance!”

“They may have money and power, but they’ll never take our beating hearts!”

“Shut up, I’m not short. the Earth is just big.”

What is the biggest headcanon deviation from the canon material that you have incorporated into the way you write your muse? Why did you come up with it?

Do you have any controversial headcanons that go against what is generally accepted by the fandom? Do you incorporate this into writing your muse or keep it to yourself?

What is something that was never addressed at all in the canon material that you have independently developed for your muse?

Have you made any outright changes to the canon material in order to write your muse the way you wanted (entire scenes you chose to omit, chapters you say never existed, things you assume were never said, etc.)?

What is an aspect of your muse’s canon material or canon existence that you never had the opportunity to explore but really want to?

What is the general opinion of your muse’s fandom about them? Do you agree with it?

For movie or TV muses, what is your muse’s favorite scene? Why? Can you show a screenshot?

For movie or TV muses, what is a scene with your muse that you hate? Why? Can you show a screenshot?

For movie or TV muses, what other character played by your muse’s actor/actress has a lot in common with your muse?

For book muses, what is your muse’s favorite scene? Why? Can you provide a short excerpt?

For book muses, what is a scene with your muse that you hate? Why? Can you provide a short excerpt?

For book muses, what other character from a book or book series has a lot in common with your muse?

What canon character do you really wish your muse could interact more with?

What is your ideal AU for your muse?

“Whoa whoa whoa… it’s okay! It’s okay…”

“What’s got you all riled up?”

“Really? That’s what you’re scared of? You?”

“I don’t want to talk about why. So don’t ask.”

“It affects you that badly…? I had no idea…”

“What are you trying to do, scare me?”

“WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!”

“You need to stop this… looming you do.”

“A cowards way out, how disappointing.”

“Alright that’s my terrify quota finished for the day.”

“This is one thing you should be afraid of, yet you choose to be a fool instead.”

“You’re shaking. You’re not scared… you’re terrified.”

“I don’t need to hold hands- y’know what I’ll take that offer.”

“Fear always has me, I’m just trained to continue onward regardless.”

“STOP. With your SPOOKING… now!”

“You terrify me sometimes.”

“Why were you scared of me all this time?”

“Oh just get over it. It’s mind over matter.”

“Yes, it’s an irrational fear. That’s what phobia literally means.”

“With fright, often comes stupidity and manic decisions to follow.”

“Fear makes a great paralyzing agent.”

“Get away from me- you get away from me!”

“I’m scared. I don’t know what to do I’m scared…”

“Focus on me, and snap out of it. We can’t have you clamming up right now!”

👍 - Is there something about your blog you are especially proud of?

🎓 - Would you say you are smarter than your muse?

🧍- Do you have an oc?

✍️ - When did you first start roleplaying on Tumblr?

🤝 - Do you think you would get along with your muse?

👥 - How many muses do you currently have?

😇 - Would you consider your muse being a good person?

🧠 - Is there a headcanon you are especially proud of?

✉️ - How many messages are currently in your inbox?

🖊️ - What does your muses handwriting look like?

💕 - How many followers do you currently have on this blog?

“I’m not dead… not yet anyway.”

“Have we really proven that I’m not immortal?”

“You ever do something this stupid again and I’ll be the one to end you, do you understand?!”

“Stop it. Death is not a ‘punk ass bitch’.”

“I’m fine, I’m super fine… see? I’m alright.”

“Wait… what happened… where am I…? How’d I get here…?”

“How are… how are you not dead?!”

“There is always something to be lost when you gamble with grim reapers.”

“Well… that’s going to leave one hell of a scar…”

“That should have killed me. I’m not complaining, but I am very confused.”

“How are you supposed to protect more people from death if you’re going to just willingly walk into it’s arms?”

“We didn’t think you were going to recover…”

“Dying? No I’m too spiteful for that.”

“Just because you haven’t died yet, doesn’t mean you’re immortal.”

“It’s the risk that makes it so enjoyable… so… enlivening.”

“I’m not afraid of something that has yet to stop me.”

“Oh that’s a lot… a lot of blood… is that all mine?”

“Risking my life doesn’t mean it’s being given away to something else.”

“At the rate you’re going, fate is going to start sending in debt collectors for your soul.”

“Stop. You need to stop or it will be the end of you.”

“Dead? Only legally speaking, for about thirteen seconds.”

“Stop being smug about cheating death, you’ll piss something off.”

“I don’t think people understand just how much you live out of pettiness and spite for the universe.”

“You aren’t going to be happy with your recovery instructions.”

Send one to see how my Muse responds OR send me “(TELL. THE. TRUTH.)” and I’ll GENERATE a number that My Muse will say to Yours. [1-148]

“Proof enough for you, Mr./Mrs./Miss ____? Or should I say… Mr./Mrs./Miss Did It!”

“Lies always beget more lies! See through one, and their whole story falls apart!”

“This is no laughing matter! You did pass the bar didn’t you?”

“I think I feel a migraine coming on…”

“I wasn’t dumped! She/he/they just wasn’t taking my phone calls. Or seeing me… Ever.”

“If you wish to hang yourself, ____, you’re welcome to, but not inside my ____.”

“Please, ____… Is “Huh” the best response you can muster up?“

“We were great together! We were Romeo and Juliet, Cleopatra and Mark Anthony!”

“Um… didn’t they all die?”

“Y-Yes, ____. I’m, um, a little nervous.”

“____, given the circumstances… I think we should have a test to ascertain your readiness.”

“Oh… Oh right! Ehehehe…”

“This is no laughing matter. You did pass the bar didn’t you?”

“Sorry, I couldn’t hear your answer. I’ll ask you again.”

“Oh, right! Wasn’t she/he/they, um, poisoned by, er… poison?”

“You’re asking me!?”

“You went to the victim’s apartment on the day of the murder, did you not?”

“Well, did you, or did you not?”

“Heh? Heh heh. Well, maybe I did, and maybe I didn’t!”

“Ngh… grrrah! Gwaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Shutupshutupshutup! I hate you!”

“Don’t worry ‘bout me! I’ll be dead and gone soon!”

“Good! Wait, no! I mean… Bad! Bad bad bad!”

“My heart goes out to you, ____. Not.”

“The sky is blue, and so am I…”

“____, you’re a sham!”

“Alright! I’ve got nothing to lose! Except for… well, everything!”

“Why do I always feel like it’s the end of the world and I’m the last man standing?”

“Wasn’t it you who told me "proof is everything”? Well, I was listening. And now I’ll show you the “proof” you like so much!“

"Amateurs, amateurs. Listen to me, ____.”

“You ARE nothing.”

“I object! That was… objectionable!”

“Upstart..! Amateur..! These accusations… are ludicrous!”

“The guilty will always lie, to avoid being found out.”

“There’s no way to tell who is guilty and who is innocent!”

“All that I can hope to do is get every ____ declared "guilty”!“

"Welcome! Please furnish me with the title of your personage!”

“…Your name! What’s your name?”

“I was just inquirably asking the title that you go by.”

“My motto is: "Don’t worry, be happy!” “

”(The) ____… (the) ____… To me they are mere toys. Playthings for my amusement!“

"What’s wrong? Is something stuck to my face? Why yes! There’s my eyes, and my nose, and my mouth.”

“I am always abso-posi-lutely perfect!”

“I like a man with a big… vocabulary.”

“What is it you little shrimp!”

“You stinking ____! I hope you die!”

“Bottom-feeding, scum-sucking ____!”

“Ah-HHHHEM!”

“ "Ah… the days of my youth… like the scent of fresh lemon…” you see.“

"Despite his/her/their name, ____ has the blackest reputation of any man/woman/person in this country.”

“Now, ____. I believe I’ll take what’s mine. The papers.”

“I’m sorry, I can’t give you what I don’t have.”

“____, you are a poor liar. Why I see it over there.”

“You forget, ____? There is nothing I don’t know in my job.”

“Anyway, get the name right. And don’t go calling me ”____“…”

“If that wasn’t the most over-the-top clearing of the throat I’ve ever heard!”

“No "but”-ing your way out of this one, ____!“

”____, I think it’s high time you went shopping for a better excuse…?“

"Oh? Excuses not on sale today?”

“____, look at (the) ____’s face? Does she/he/they seem amused to you!?”

“Hah! I’d like to see her/him/them pull THAT off!

”____, I saw that evil, evil grin! You were probably thinking “I’d like to see her pull THAT off,” weren’t you!“

"Please, you’re scaring the security guard.”

“For starters, how did you get to be so totally whacked!?”

“Hey guess what? Actually, I really hate your guts. So get lost because, well I’m not co-operating.”

“He and I are of the same ilk. We both carry the scent of… danger.”

“There we are in total agreement, Psycho ____.”

“That does it. When this is done I’m shaving my head.”

“Yes! Man, that felt good! It’s great to be alive!”

“Why are you pumping your fists in the air?”

“No, my feeble friend. A "mere” ____. Worth nothing. Zilch. Zippo. Nada!“

"But you and ____ are lovers, aren’t you!”

“You sent that painting to him/her/them! As a sign! A sign of undying love!”

“M-m-my boy/girl/dear, please! You’re letting your fancies run away with you! Where do you get these bizarre ideas?”

“Enough. I’ll swallow my pride and tell you all.”

“N-no! We are NOT lovers!”

“Yes! That is what I said! Oh dear, do my locutions confuse?”

“Ah, you’re finally awake.”

“____’s favorite potted plant. _____ has been watering it so much lately it looks a little… swollen. She/he’s/they’re either trying to make it grow… or she/he’s/they’re perfecting her/his/their water torture technique.”

“So he was sleeping the entire afternoon of the murder? Some action hero!”

“It must be nice to live so free of guilt.”

“Ohhh yeah, right here! Sherlock Holmes II, baby!”

“HE COULDN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!”

“I was hoping to come up with a question while I was objecting, ____… I didn’t.”

“Thanks to you, I’m saddled with unnecessary… feelings.”

“Um, maybe I shouldn’t be saying this… But he/she/they definitely did it. Murder. At least once. Maybe twice.”

“Umm… ____? Will I grow up to be like her/him/them? Please say "no.” “

"Um, ____? You know that problem of yours? That problem where you (present evidence) that makes no sense? You’re doing it again.”

“It seems like it was only yesterday. Actually, it was only yesterday.”

“She/he/they sucks up to all the bigwigs at (the) ____… But let her/him/them see you stumble once and she/he/they’ll never let up on you.”

“You look as though you’ve seen a ghost!”

“____! How could you say such a thing?”

“Yeah, but I have a second stomach just for steaks.”

“Yeah, but I have a separate stomach for sweets!”

“So? What’s the difference? You need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions, ____!”

“It’s never a good idea to reveal your hand to the enemy too soon.”

“____! You’re craftier than I gave you credit for. Why, you could be the next… Evil Magistrate!”

“Hey! Why do I have to be the villain?”

“… You eat, you die.”

“…Hmm? My, aren’t you a handsome/pretty/beautiful fellow/mate/gal! I’m afraid I’m a bit flustered!”

“I try not to pay much attention to things that don’t interest me.”

“What the hell do samurais sing about? Chopping off heads?”

“Don’t hit your desk. It irritates me.”

“I was hoping I’d come up with a question while pounding on my desk.”

“____ is out of control! He/she/they was in the waiting room and he/shey/they crushed this paper cup with hot, hot coffee in it.”

“____, you’ve had a long day. Shut your pie-hole.”

“I set my card’s number to "0001” because I’m number one!“

"This photo is worth a thousand words… and they all read "guilty”!“

"I’ve heard of desperate men grasping at straws, but this is the first time I’ve heard of men grasping at macaws! Hah!”

“I need a waterfall to stand under! Preferably a freezing one!”

“…You want more pressure, huh? Why don’t you go down to the fire department and have them spray you with the hose?”

“So, you’ve come to laugh at the fallen ____? Then laugh, laugh! Well? Why aren’t you laughing?”

“Nah. It’s a trick. Laugh and he/she/they’ll get mad… or burst into tears.”

“We/I don’t have so much free time we can spend it coming down here to laugh at you.”

“… I hoped you wouldn’t come. I didn’t want you to see me. Not like this.”

“I feel winter’s chill from the bare leaf trees today…”

“What is it about winter that turns people into poets?”

“Will you stop that?”

“Maybe it’s broken?”

“D-Don’t kick it! Maybe it isn’t set to respond to voices?”

“It must hurt, to be ignored by a bird…”

“____! You can’t just say "hello” and expect us to get anywhere! I want you to _____!“

"Wow, okay, Mr./Mrs./Miss head-in-the-fluffy-pink-clouds ____.”

“Too bad they don’t have a test for common sense.”

“I’m guessing it’s worth around $5,000.”

“It doesn’t matter who I am, it matters who YOU are! You’re the famous ____ [wrong name]!”

“…Oh! You’re not ____ are you?”

“So you are… the coffee boy/girl?”

“Phew… that’s a relief. You’re better than nobody.”

“Yeah, I thought you looked a bit strange when I first saw you.”

“Ahh! Well! I’ve never seen a real one before.”

“You’re the first one who’s actually been interested in mine, believe me.”

“There doesn’t appear to be any corrosion due to sulfides. I’d give you $50.00 for it.”

“Sorry, but it’s not for sale. Yet…”

“They kicked me out of ____…”

“Hmm? Haven’t I seen you somewhere…?”

“So this is why everyone raves about caviar! It’s so tasty it hurts! I always thought caviar would taste like pickled tapioca.”

“(The) ____ will wait! I’m not finished eating yet…”

“I believe what she/he/they just said was a mere prelude to the story she/he/they is about to tell. Try not to interrupt her/him/them again.”

“____… Never interrupt a storyteller! It’s like pulling a bun out of the over half-baked!”

“What kind of "grudge”!?“

"Yes (sir/m'am)! I am ____! My occupation is, um… that would be murderer.”

“Er… so you’re telling us you’re a "professional killer…” “

"It was me! I’m the one who did it! I’ll never kill anyone again! You’ve got to believe me!”

“I’m part of what you would call the younger generation! A person whose actions adults can’t possibly comprehend!”

“I’d appreciate it if you’d stop making these ridiculous allegations.”

“Yes, you do have a point… You wouldn’t have the guts to do something like that…”

“What? I’ll have you know back in the day, I once broke into a cattle ranch and tipped –”

a   series   of   questions   about   canon   muses   and   original   characters   to   be   answered   ooc   with   a   voice   recording  .

                                                                      𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎

𝙿𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞

                                                                      𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕, 𝚒𝚝 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚜

𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚗𝚘 𝚘𝚗𝚎'𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎

                                                                      𝚂𝚎𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚗𝚘 𝚘𝚗𝚎'𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚂𝚎𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚗𝚘 𝚘𝚗𝚎'𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎

    change any gendered language to your needs.  ♡

lines taken from various characters and events found in  american mcgee’s  game  ,  alice : madness returns  ( 2011 ) .  feel free to change pronouns   ( he , she , they , i , etc )   &  tenses as you feel necessary .

“ another day  ,  a different dream perhaps ”

“ i know what’s real ”

“ i know i’m guilty of something ”

“ punishment hardly ever suits the victims of a crime ”

“ you’ve used me and abused me  ,  but you will not destroy me ! ”

“ i want to forget ”

“ it’s not a dream  ,  it’s a memory ”

“ how is one to find her way ? ”

“ i didn’t kill my family ”

“ i’ve not come back here looking for a fight ”

“ i’m not afraid to die ”

“ when you’re not on edge  ,  you’re taking up too much space ”

“ threats  ,  promises  ,  and good intentions don’t amount to action ”

“ every picture tells a story .  sometimes we don’t like the ending .  sometimes we don’t understand it ”

“ delusions  ,  too  ,  die hard with memory ”

“ only the savage regard the endurance of pain as the measure of worth ”

“ forgetting pain is convenient  ,  remembering it  :  agonizing ”

“ a secret is only a secret when it is unspoken to another ”

“ different denotes neither bad nor good  ,  but it certainly means not the same ”

“ how fine you look when dressed in rage ”

“ is our situation not dismal ? ”

“ every adventure requires a first step ”

“ only a few find the way  ,  some don’t recognize it when they do — some don’t ever want to ”

“ everything’s a nail  ,  is it  ,  miss hammerhead ? ”

“ forgetting’s just forgetting  ,  except when it’s not ”

“ a good guest does not overstay  ,  a perfect guest stays home ”

“ who benefits from your madness ? ”

“ what you claim not to know is merely what you’ve denied ”

“ authority must be obeyed  ,  or it must be overthrowned ”

“ you shouldn’t ask questions you know the answer to ”

“ make your survival mean something ”

“ memory is more often a curse than a blessing ”

“ the past must be paid for ”

“ you’re as randomly lethal and entirely confused as you ever were ”

“ return to whatever hovel’s home to you ”

“ your presence here is unwelcome ”

“ everyone here has an excuse for doing nothing ”

“ this world is not so either  /  or ”

“ what’s true of the living is often true of the dead ”

“ this life is full of random death ”

“ death is the ultimate equalizer ”

“ all have the right to be eaten ”

“ you’re not that good a liar  ,  and i’m not that stupid ”

“ your madness will be punished ”

“ come to receive your punishment then ? ”

starters  /  memes taken from the blog  vindictive-suggestion .  feel free to change pronouns  &  nouns as necessary .

“It always comes back to this with you, doesn’t it?”

“Why can’t you just learn to let the fuck go.”

“Did it over occur to you that I never wanted this to begin with?”

“Why can’t you just look at me for one god damn second!”

“Let go of my hand.”

“I don’t want to talk to you right now.”

“Why are you — saying all these things —”

“You know what? I was wrong. You never really meant anything to me. You’re broken, you’re beyond fixing, you’re not something I want to take the time to handle. Simple as that.”

“You’re a god damn mistake, that’s what you are.”

“I never wanted anything to do with you to begin with.”

“This, us, was a fucking mistake and I should have known the second things went further than planned.”

“I can’t do this anymore.”

“I don’t want anything to do with you anymore.”

“If anything, you were a fucking waste of time.”

“I just don’t feel anything anymore.”

“Looking at you I see nothing but something I need to put an end to.”

“Oh? Really? You thought we had a future? What gave you that idea.”

“Is this even going anywhere?”

“Why can’t we just talk about it —”

“Does it ever occur to you that I am done talking? That I am done with reflecting upon my words and action? Can’t you just take a fucking hint that I’m done with you? I don’t want anything to do with you anymore.”

“We’re through. I don’t want to do this anymore.”

“You were broken to begin with.”

“How am I supposed to ‘love you’ when I never had feelings to being with.”

“Haha, I don’t know who gave you THAT idea, but we’re not an item. We never were.”

“I’d like for you to leave now.”

“Just get out. Get out and leave me alone.”

“Why are you — saying all these things??? Where did they come from???”

“If you never were happy to begin with, how come you never told me?! I would have listened, I would have helped —”

“I don’t need, or want help, what I want is for you to get the fuck away from me.”

“You’re damaged goods and I can’t find the patience to take on you as a project.”

“You’re the kind of crazy I don’t want to deal with.”

“Lately you’ve become a burden, and I can’t handle it anymore.”

“If you’d just leave me alone, that’d be great.”

“Oh come on, the second we got to know each other, the due date were already set on us. We were never meant to last forever. Our relationship had a deadline, and now we’re at it; so, what you gonna do?”

“This is all on you.”