A Refuge From The Insanity Outside. Relax and Sit.

You, an elf, married a human, built a small farm and raised children. Your children grew up, had families, and started farms nearby. So did their children, and those children’s children. Now your many descendants have formed a bustling city and you are known as the official “town grandparent”.

place to display your least favorite child when they misbehave

the Masters of the Universe remake makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

the 20th century is crazy what do you mean that airplanes didnt exist in 1900 and by 1999 Futurama was airing

After accidentally summoning something not from this world, all you can think to ask is to breathe better. You’ve always had a breathing problem, and you want it gone. “Oh honey, That’s all?” she says, “you’re such a good soul, I can help with so much more. I’ll help, on the house, for you.”

And of course, Xehanort’s counter-spell is Stopza. Even he knows that he’s fucked if Mickey’s blast hits him. Pretty much the only moment in the entirety of KH3 where Mickey is the super badass Keyblader king I used to love, and it just had to come up during such a grisly scene.