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Me: Mom Lalonde neglected her daughter to the point that Rose openly attempted suicide for attention in front of her. She chose booze over her kid, Grandpa Harley handed a loaded gun to a toddler. Hussie wrote commentary about Dad Egbert and how he constant forced cakes onto John despite John very clearly not wanting them. All of the beta guardians sucked and abused their kids in some way or another but y’all don’t say shit about them. You just like to project hatred onto canonically queer male characters because of the toxic shit your brain has been fed by crazy people. Bro loved Dave. Bro loved Dave so much that he died for a Dave that wasn’t even HIS Dave. Cry harder or actually read the comic maybe? Idk.

roses mom may have sucked and was neglectful but she still tried to show an interest in things rose liked. she was an alcoholic, not an evil person.

johns dad was eccentric but he loved john and was shown in the comics to care about him. he was trying to show his love.

grandpa shouldn't have given guns to jade, but that's literally 1 single thing and something a lot of americans aren't strangers to lmfao.

people don't hate bro because he's gay, for fucks sake. i'm a queer male and i can say with absolute certainty that bro was awful fucking representation. hussie doesn't care about bro being gay or abusive. bro was abusive as fuck and people have a right to talk about it because his behaviour was fucking disgusting. gay people are not immune from criticism. especially not when they abuse their child physically, mentally and emotionally for years.

daves abuse is the most fleshed out and talked about in the comic so people have a fucking right to take it more seriously than johns dad giving him cakes. shit that downplays bros abuse only encourages brodave shippers to carry on in their sick fucking ways because "it isn't that bad guys!!!"

Johns dad throwing cake at him is physical abuse. If someone was throwing things at you that you didn’t want everyday and hitting you with them, you’d call it physical abuse. It’s also emotionally manipulative because he’s obviously meant to find these things funny and he struggles with reconciling between “I said I don’t want this” and “it should be funny. My dad thinks it’s funny. I should be laughing.” That isn’t eccentric. That deliberately ignoring your child’s wish for boundaries and in fact is emotional warfare.

Mom Lalonde was an alcoholic. She drank herself stupid. She ignored her child’s pleas for help so throughly because of her dependency that she had more interest in cats and vacuuming than her own daughter. She was not showing interest in what he daughter liked. Rose was mimicking the interests of her mother in a desperate attempt to gain attention. Just like she did when she OPENLY ATTEMPTS SUICIDE and it once again, ignored. Neglect is a nasty thing and you obviously don’t understand the long lasting issues that come with being neglected. It’s emotionally and mentally draining to a point where you don’t feel seen and eventually believe that it’s better to be dead than lonely. Mom Lalonde May never lift a hand towards her daughter (or for her either) but her abuse is direct and extremely prevalent so much so that rose, a child, takes on those same coping mechanisms and becomes an alcoholic herself.

Grandpa Harley. Well. Fam. This one is looked over so vastly. He gives a gun. To a baby. And lets the baby play with an alien dog. By herself. With said gun. Bro. People don’t leave babies alone with guns. People don’t leave children an attended on islands with GUNS. And you saying that it’s just something else Americans are used to is GARBAGE. you would be fucking crucified for leaving a child alone the way he does. You would have that child ripped from you if people knew you were just letting a baby play with a loaded fucking gun. But I mean according to you infants playing Russian roulettes normal. This bullshit is literally the reason this dumb motherfucker dies and leaves jade to grow up in a house completely isolated from the rest of the world. Bec is the only reason she survived. She may seem happy but let me tell you something about depression and smiles my friend. WHOO BOY sometimes the bigger the smile the more likely they are to be suffering.

Let me tell you something. Bro is the only and I mean only guardian that openly provides thier child with things that are to thier interest. Dave has a camera, and turntables, and there’s proof that bro reads his child’s comic. He engages with his child’s interests in a very real tangible way. His training sessions were due to the fact that he knew the world was going to end. He pulled Dave up to the roof to try to provide a child with the necessary ability to fight in a game that literally was going to try and kill him. Bro saw the end and prepared. And in the end Bro stepped in to give his life for a Dave that wasn’t even his Dave. And davesprite LOVED bro. Davesprite understood what that action meant. Davesprite mourned the loss of his parental figure in ways that canon Dave didn’t because canon Dave wasn’t able to reconcile th was ideas because Dave has issues processing grief. Bro isn’t faultless but NONE of them are.

This isn’t about shipping wars. This isn’t about you pointing fingers and wagging your holier than thou ideals into people’s face and calling them disgusting. You’re prioritizing the feelings and emotional state of FICTIONAL characters over real people. Your cherry-picking is a very obvious attempt at sidestepping the real problems and focusing on one particular guardian. “Shit that downplays bro’s abuse” nah bro. Shit that downplays ABUSE. Like you did. Dave’s abuse isn’t the most fleshed out. Dave’s abusenis the most talked about in fandom. That’s it. Dave is a character that people identify heavily with or want to be like in many ways and y’all are so desperate to be victims that you apply wrong doings of fictional characters to yourself. You have to have someone to blame and Bros the easiest target in that pool.

You aren’t being objective. You aren’t proving anything. You’re excusing abuse in one breath and damning others for abuse in the next. I strongly urge you to look at why you chose to do that and why it’s only bro you chose to condemn.

Op isn’t the clueless one. And I have to agree, if you’re still stuck on bro being the only bad guy here? You should read the comic again.

And let me just leave you on this note. It’s fiction bro. It ain’t real and in the end it doesn’t and will never matter more than real people. Stop advocating for fictional characters and try actually speaking up for abuse victims in real life. If you applied your passes to the guardians to actual adults and thier children, you’d be the abuse apologist. But I guess that doesn’t matter either.

I also never said anything about incest in this bro. I said ABUSE. I don’t care about your stupid quibbling about shipping. I don’t give a fuck.

Horray! you get a gold star for being an abuse victim join the fucking club. The difference here is I’m openly addressing all of the issues with all of the characters flaws while you blindly and systematically erase the legitimate damage three characters did to other to further your narrative while throwing around the r slur.

You don’t get to speak for abuse victims as a whole. Speak for yourself but abuse is different and personal to each individual deaigneither trauma. Your trauma is not mine and mine is not yours. Stop trying to make your experience universal. It isn’t.

Me: Mom Lalonde neglected her daughter to the point that Rose openly attempted suicide for attention in front of her. She chose booze over her kid, Grandpa Harley handed a loaded gun to a toddler. Hussie wrote commentary about Dad Egbert and how he constant forced cakes onto John despite John very clearly not wanting them. All of the beta guardians sucked and abused their kids in some way or another but y’all don’t say shit about them. You just like to project hatred onto canonically queer male characters because of the toxic shit your brain has been fed by crazy people. Bro loved Dave. Bro loved Dave so much that he died for a Dave that wasn’t even HIS Dave. Cry harder or actually read the comic maybe? Idk.

roses mom may have sucked and was neglectful but she still tried to show an interest in things rose liked. she was an alcoholic, not an evil person.

johns dad was eccentric but he loved john and was shown in the comics to care about him. he was trying to show his love.

grandpa shouldn't have given guns to jade, but that's literally 1 single thing and something a lot of americans aren't strangers to lmfao.

people don't hate bro because he's gay, for fucks sake. i'm a queer male and i can say with absolute certainty that bro was awful fucking representation. hussie doesn't care about bro being gay or abusive. bro was abusive as fuck and people have a right to talk about it because his behaviour was fucking disgusting. gay people are not immune from criticism. especially not when they abuse their child physically, mentally and emotionally for years.

daves abuse is the most fleshed out and talked about in the comic so people have a fucking right to take it more seriously than johns dad giving him cakes. shit that downplays bros abuse only encourages brodave shippers to carry on in their sick fucking ways because "it isn't that bad guys!!!"

Throwing around the word pedophile is devaluing the actual meaning and weight of this word. Pedophiles are real but people who ship incest are not and have never been inherently pedophiles.

Therapists after being told thier client ships incest: “that’s a healthy way to explore what happened to you in a safe environment. Keep doing that.”

You: fuck you incest shipper! You’re disgusting and a pedophile.

But I mean. Fuck people who are trying to cope, right? Let’s call them things and equate thier trauma to them being the abuser. Let’s compound that trauma by making them believe that Adressing and exploring trauma is a fictional context is abusive. Let’s in no shorter words call them their abuser or worse than thier abuser. Let’s tell them they deserve their abuse for coping, right?

Me: Mom Lalonde neglected her daughter to the point that Rose openly attempted suicide for attention in front of her. She chose booze over her kid, Grandpa Harley handed a loaded gun to a toddler. Hussie wrote commentary about Dad Egbert and how he constant forced cakes onto John despite John very clearly not wanting them. All of the beta guardians sucked and abused their kids in some way or another but y’all don’t say shit about them. You just like to project hatred onto canonically queer male characters because of the toxic shit your brain has been fed by crazy people. Bro loved Dave. Bro loved Dave so much that he died for a Dave that wasn’t even HIS Dave. Cry harder or actually read the comic maybe? Idk.

roses mom may have sucked and was neglectful but she still tried to show an interest in things rose liked. she was an alcoholic, not an evil person.

johns dad was eccentric but he loved john and was shown in the comics to care about him. he was trying to show his love.

grandpa shouldn't have given guns to jade, but that's literally 1 single thing and something a lot of americans aren't strangers to lmfao.

people don't hate bro because he's gay, for fucks sake. i'm a queer male and i can say with absolute certainty that bro was awful fucking representation. hussie doesn't care about bro being gay or abusive. bro was abusive as fuck and people have a right to talk about it because his behaviour was fucking disgusting. gay people are not immune from criticism. especially not when they abuse their child physically, mentally and emotionally for years.

daves abuse is the most fleshed out and talked about in the comic so people have a fucking right to take it more seriously than johns dad giving him cakes. shit that downplays bros abuse only encourages brodave shippers to carry on in their sick fucking ways because "it isn't that bad guys!!!"

Johns dad throwing cake at him is physical abuse. If someone was throwing things at you that you didn’t want everyday and hitting you with them, you’d call it physical abuse. It’s also emotionally manipulative because he’s obviously meant to find these things funny and he struggles with reconciling between “I said I don’t want this” and “it should be funny. My dad thinks it’s funny. I should be laughing.” That isn’t eccentric. That deliberately ignoring your child’s wish for boundaries and in fact is emotional warfare.

Mom Lalonde was an alcoholic. She drank herself stupid. She ignored her child’s pleas for help so throughly because of her dependency that she had more interest in cats and vacuuming than her own daughter. She was not showing interest in what he daughter liked. Rose was mimicking the interests of her mother in a desperate attempt to gain attention. Just like she did when she OPENLY ATTEMPTS SUICIDE and it once again, ignored. Neglect is a nasty thing and you obviously don’t understand the long lasting issues that come with being neglected. It’s emotionally and mentally draining to a point where you don’t feel seen and eventually believe that it’s better to be dead than lonely. Mom Lalonde May never lift a hand towards her daughter (or for her either) but her abuse is direct and extremely prevalent so much so that rose, a child, takes on those same coping mechanisms and becomes an alcoholic herself.

Grandpa Harley. Well. Fam. This one is looked over so vastly. He gives a gun. To a baby. And lets the baby play with an alien dog. By herself. With said gun. Bro. People don’t leave babies alone with guns. People don’t leave children an attended on islands with GUNS. And you saying that it’s just something else Americans are used to is GARBAGE. you would be fucking crucified for leaving a child alone the way he does. You would have that child ripped from you if people knew you were just letting a baby play with a loaded fucking gun. But I mean according to you infants playing Russian roulettes normal. This bullshit is literally the reason this dumb motherfucker dies and leaves jade to grow up in a house completely isolated from the rest of the world. Bec is the only reason she survived. She may seem happy but let me tell you something about depression and smiles my friend. WHOO BOY sometimes the bigger the smile the more likely they are to be suffering.

Let me tell you something. Bro is the only and I mean only guardian that openly provides thier child with things that are to thier interest. Dave has a camera, and turntables, and there’s proof that bro reads his child’s comic. He engages with his child’s interests in a very real tangible way. His training sessions were due to the fact that he knew the world was going to end. He pulled Dave up to the roof to try to provide a child with the necessary ability to fight in a game that literally was going to try and kill him. Bro saw the end and prepared. And in the end Bro stepped in to give his life for a Dave that wasn’t even his Dave. And davesprite LOVED bro. Davesprite understood what that action meant. Davesprite mourned the loss of his parental figure in ways that canon Dave didn’t because canon Dave wasn’t able to reconcile th was ideas because Dave has issues processing grief. Bro isn’t faultless but NONE of them are.

This isn’t about shipping wars. This isn’t about you pointing fingers and wagging your holier than thou ideals into people’s face and calling them disgusting. You’re prioritizing the feelings and emotional state of FICTIONAL characters over real people. Your cherry-picking is a very obvious attempt at sidestepping the real problems and focusing on one particular guardian. “Shit that downplays bro’s abuse” nah bro. Shit that downplays ABUSE. Like you did. Dave’s abuse isn’t the most fleshed out. Dave’s abusenis the most talked about in fandom. That’s it. Dave is a character that people identify heavily with or want to be like in many ways and y’all are so desperate to be victims that you apply wrong doings of fictional characters to yourself. You have to have someone to blame and Bros the easiest target in that pool.

You aren’t being objective. You aren’t proving anything. You’re excusing abuse in one breath and damning others for abuse in the next. I strongly urge you to look at why you chose to do that and why it’s only bro you chose to condemn.

Op isn’t the clueless one. And I have to agree, if you’re still stuck on bro being the only bad guy here? You should read the comic again.

And let me just leave you on this note. It’s fiction bro. It ain’t real and in the end it doesn’t and will never matter more than real people. Stop advocating for fictional characters and try actually speaking up for abuse victims in real life. If you applied your passes to the guardians to actual adults and thier children, you’d be the abuse apologist. But I guess that doesn’t matter either.