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Smosh

Shayne x Reader

Word Count: 1780

Warnings: Silly boy Topp and his fear of pursuing a legitimate love life 😂

And I’m sorry - the title of this made me cry inside… this dog has a mission and will complete it! 🐶👊❤

Request: “Hi! I have a couple of ideas for requests!! I thought I’d share and if you like them great! And if not no biggie :)!! 2. Shayne pet sitting your dog with this prompt” - Anon

Prompt: 

“Don’t give me that puppy dog face. How am I supposed to say no to that?”

A/N: Man’s Best Friend is exactly how Shayne is going to get past his fear of asking you out

(I’m sorry - LOOK at his adorable face! He is so PRECIOUS) 

“Listen, if (Y/N) had any sort of feelings for me – why hasn’t she asked me out yet?”

Shayne sat around the Smosh Pit cast, falling into casual talk as they finished reading a script with Ian. This ended up being a very frequent conversation for the lot of them the past few weeks.

“Because she’s too nervous… kinda like you!” Keith muttered, basically fed up at this point with the same argument Shayne supplied. “You have feelings for her – why haven’t you asked her out?”

Noah leaned back in his chair, his hands clasped in front of him, “You’re overthinking it, dude. She’s already your friend, it’s not like she’ll utterly destroy you if you ask.”

Request: Hi!! I love you’re work ♥️♥️. I don’t know if you’ve already done this, but could I request a Being Peter parkers twin sister would include… please and thank you 😊             

Warnings: None.

Masterlist

Being the sensible one

But, you have your moments.

Peter always wanting to take care of you

Even when you were just five years old, your brother would always be near you.

Tbh I feel like you and Peter hold hands a lot.

And sometimes people think that you’re dating.

Which makes for some pretty awkward moments.

Being each-others role models.

Being best best friends with Liz

And sometimes that makes him jealous.

Going home and crying to Peter.

Peter coming home and crying to you

because you’re one of the only people he shows his vulnerable side to.

Peter going to “Talk” to that one guy who stood you up.

Being mad at him for it, but eventually forgiving him.

Having a million inside jokes.

One of you will just start laughing, and the other will catch on.

Aunt May just sits there like 😕 

Which makes you laugh even harder.

“Everyone knows I’m the cool one.”

“Haha, sure.”

The Avengers loving you, because; you are “The cool one”

Peter being frustrated to death because of how many times you’ve been invited to the team, even if it is just a joke.

Lightsaber battles.

Helping your brother with homework.

Because let’s face it, you’re definitely smarter than him.

Doing something bad so you could get detention along with him.

Head slaps.

Constant flicking.

Hair ruffling.

“Mayyyyyyyy!”

But one time, Peter took it too far.

He ate one of your fries

….

?

…

You don’t talk about that day.

Anyway…

Saying “I love you.” A lot.

But every now and then one of you gets bored and says “I hate you.”

It means the same thing.

Having a sibling handshake.

That must be preformed before Peter goes off to Germany.

In front of everyone.

Coincidentally It’s lasts for about five minutes.

“Hurrrryyyyy upppp.”

“SHHH, don’t make us need to start over.”

Long story short;

Sibling goals. xD

August/9/2017

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Soooo, I did some of these “lesbian redraws of i’m not like other girls memes”, I have no idea how it’s officially called, but there ya go! More coming up. There’s a very interesting video about the mentality of these memes, it’s worth checking out! This one as well!

TERFS DO NOT INTERACT

Roman: okay?

Logan: no no, keep looking

Roman: I am looking!!

Logan: No you're not. Look harder.

Roman: Is there a point to this?

Logan: Yes. So look as hard as you can. Focus on every part of my face.

Roman: Alright! I am!!!!

Clark Kent:

And then he changes…

…into Superman.

Found this little guy in the dishwasher