H e l l y

i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

Reminder: throughout your life, you’ve caused at least one puppy to wag its tail when seeing you and that is a Good Thing™

This is the most blessed thing I’ve ever read in my life.

today a regular customer came into my store and told me she’d ‘finished candy crush’ and tbh i didnt think that was possible. i thought it just generated levels forever, but apparently it has 4000 odd levels and it took her 4 years to complete. she even emailed them asking when there would be more levels and they told her she could play their other games or replay the existing levels jklsdkflsdf

the only true gamer

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

it’s that time of year when you wanna wear sweaters and comfy clothes and cuddle up in a field with wild flowers but it’s still 80° and everyone is dreading the back to school season

a guy about my age, frat boy type, just stepped off the bus, looked me right in the eyes, and said “i wish things were different.” then walked away. genuinely think it might have been a hallucination

that girl you just called fat? who cares about her backstory, you just shouldn’t be a dick to people like do we really need a tragic story to get people to stop being mean to each other wtf

I relate to the phrase “chillin like a villain” because it shows that I’m calm but also ready to sin