Helltaken

There are two levels to her sadism. One is her usual level, painful but nothing you can’t recover from soon enough.

The second...you’d either have life insurance, just in case, or be very durable.

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“That sounds like Pandemonica. I would have guessed her from your first description, but there are lots of office lady looking demons here so I didn’t want to assume. Either way, a mere human like yourself shouldn’t give her any coffee at all. If it’s not what she wants exactly she’ll kill you, and if it is, then she’ll wake up and torture you for fun. She’s not the sadistic demon for nothing.”

“Wait, it sounds like you’re missing someone. So you got Modeus, Zdrada, Malina, and Cerberus, but not Justice? Weird. But yes, like I said, you don’t want to give Pandemonica anything unless you want to be tortured.” Well, maybe Ibuki would be okay with it since she’d need a strong amount of willpower to make it through all those puzzles in the first place.

     “Awwww, really? So does this mean I shouldn’t give her coffee cause then she’ll wanna hurt me? I guess that means I can’t get a hug from her then…” Awww… no hug from Pan? Now Ibuki was kind of sad. And she still wanted a hug from someone… she could ask those doggos, but they might smother her with cuteness and canine noises.

     …and so Ibuki was now looking hopefully at the lovely demon in the business suit in front of her.

“I believe there’s a saying to let sleeping dogs lie, right? You’re free to oblige her and provide Pandemonica what she desires, but you’re taking your life in your own hands if you do. Don’t let me discourage you.” Cerberus was also another dubious choice, not because they were mean or even unfriendly, but because of the opposite. Getting mauled by three affectionate doggos that don’t know their own strength might not be a terrible end, but it’s still an end.