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Harry for The Face Magazine, photographed by Collier Schorr

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There are more species of ladybug than mammals. There are more species of weevil than fish. The average animal is a beetle.

Show me an “animal-lover” who hates insects and I’ll show you a hypocrite.

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There’s a saying that goes something like “If you attempt to understand God through His creation, you will soon be forced to conclude He has an inordinate fondness for beetles.”

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“the average animal is a beetle” is so profound it opened my fourth eye WOW

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Every time I see this, I am reminded that it is the single greatest joke in the history of the written or spoken word.

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I never meant to let you go at all…

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Anna Jarzab, All Unquiet Things

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get you someone who can do both

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This is so dramatic

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dearemma

-but sometimes, when she looks at him like he’s her whole world, he thinks he can feel the fluttering of some broken thing struggling to beat again.

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Nice Shot!

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Reductress really taking no prisoners today

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The best part:

“It’s a common misconception that members of gay relationships have to map onto the roles of a straight couple: woman and asshole,” said Acharya. “But neither of us is the asshole; that’s the entire point.”

Ryser had a number of follow-up questions to this explanation.

“So, if neither of you is the asshole,” said Ryser, “then who plays devil’s advocate when you’re having sensitive political conversations? Who takes the other person’s side when you describe a microaggression? And who gets furious when you’re driving and one of you has to pee?”

Demonstrating immense patience, Acharya tried once more to help Ryser understand.

“None of those things are necessary for a relationship,” said Acharya. “In fact, they’re all bad. People in straight relationships should not do those things either.”

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Terry Crews coming in with some wisdom

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we need terry painting like bob ross on tv everyday

softchad

scrubs but we can’t hear JD’s thoughts

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hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year

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(from a 2015 interview)

i hope she’s comfortable

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Please don’t forget the best one so far^^^

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another example of Koko’s humour by Jane Goodall:

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Nothing pleases me more than to learn the fact that apes also will look at a thing and go “it me”

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#hardsame

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