i donβt think my mixtape is gonna ever happen but hereβs something even better i put together
its midnight goodbye
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@hellowobbuffet
i donβt think my mixtape is gonna ever happen but hereβs something even better i put together
its midnight goodbye
vocals by @hellowobbuffet

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why are dog lovers so hateful??? like you meet a cat lover and theyβre likeΒ βoh i love dogs a lot too! i just prefer cats!β but dog lovers are always likeΒ βmy ENTIRE FAMILY was MURDERED by a CAT, a cat STOLE MY GIRLFRIEND, BURNED MY HOUSE DOWN, TOOK MY JOB AND KEYED UP MY CAR"
having memory issues like
friend: remember that time when you said/did this thing?
me: not at all, but that totally sounds like me
what the fuck is this bullshit
HES STILL THERE
THAT ONES NOT EVEN REDΒ
This reminds me of the time I was having trouble drawing fists, like
No shit I mean like on a PERSON

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Me:
Parents:
Me:
Parents:
Me: *puts earbuds in*
Parents: iebdwibtifhd
Me: what
Parents: HDJEHDIFNE
Me: what
Me: *takes out earbuds*
Parents:
Parents:
Me: *puts earbuds back in*
Parents: jekdelwnfoehdir
Me: what
what if flies said βheyβ every time they flew by your earΒ
JESUS CHRIST
hey fucking idiot furries
you know animals arent real right
I literally pissed my pants
Promise, its not scary or a screamer, its really funny

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hey guys quick question whats it like to have friends
imagine having ants everywhere in your house
itβs nothing like that
can someone who actually has friends answer this?
I work at Starbucks and yesterday night these two big Italian men come in and order some coffees so I ask for the first guys name and he says in his thick Italian accent that itβs Mario. Iβm thinking ok thatβs a pretty common name for a middle aged Italian dude. But then his friend orders an when I ask his name he says its Luigi
and I canβt help it
I giggle a little to which Luigi says to his friend Mario βI told you sheβd get itβ and thatβs the story of how I got memed on by two middle aged Italian men on Christmas eve
my brother got me a card
help me bowl oβ rice help me bowl oβ rice help me down those stairs
12 year old me: Who are you
me: I'm you but gayer

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This gets funnier every time I see it