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They’re calling her the realest motherfucker alive

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"Who would want to kill the thing that makes maps like this?"
Baru would. Because she would never share this world with Tain Hu. She would never point from a ship's mast and say, See that mountain? I've named it for you.
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i started reading book 3 of masquerade very recently but i'm still devastated about the monster baru cormorant. some notes about this piece under the cut!
important meeting
sort of a spiritual successor to my rooftop comic

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And Baru cast the first dart at hand, the words that set the coopers and the fishmongers and the bannermen of Lyxaxu and Oathsfire and Unuxekome roaring: “Show them who should rule Aurdwynn, and why.” Vultjag! the poorer parts of the crowd screamed, a raw astonished sound. Vultjag!
when you're just trying to do some imperial accounting & the lesbian duchess who owns the estate you're staying at reaches deep into your psyche then later on she trains a bird to dance while she's on her way to die by your own hand which also involves birds because it was a practice in your homeland from which you cannot come back. time cast a spell on you but you won't forget me
baru cormorant is awesome if you love watching women destroy the economy fuck nasty and then engage in self destruction so severe they start hallucinating ghosts. who is doing it like her
baru do you remember baru. my failgirl baru
"Who would want to kill the thing that makes maps like this?"
Baru would. Because she would never share this world with Tain Hu. She would never point from a ship's mast and say, See that mountain? I've named it for you.
.
.
x
i started reading book 3 of masquerade very recently but i'm still devastated about the monster baru cormorant. some notes about this piece under the cut!

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I love the meme that is essentially “if you brought [insert historical figure or fictional character from a fantasy novel here] to present day United States they would not talk theory with you or start a revolution they would just sit in front of a microwave in awe for 5 hours”
However it does not apply to Baru Cormorant. I firmly believe if you let her loose on Wall Street you would get substantial results within 24 hours.
The common people of Aurdwynn rose in love of Baru Fisher and her gifts of coin and grain, her loping lean Coyote, her triumphant red-jawed Wolf.
Someone get her some grippy socks!! Her feet are cold!!!
baru after destroying the value of the fiat note and crashing aurdwynni economy
harrowhark and baru cormorant you are so special to me. pathetic soggy butch girlfailures, savants, best of their generations, lobotomized, tortured by only realizing after her death that the one sword-wielding empathetic butch woman was everything they ever needed as a partner or wanted to be like themselves. barhu and harrow your swag too different. your bitches too bad. they’ll (try to) kill you (over and over)

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Tain Hu dyke moments of all time:
-Seduces baru so effortlessly that baru concludes she must be doing a nefarious plot to out her and get her arrested
-response to the imperial accountaint uncovering her treason is to take said accountant (baru) on a romantic horse ride thru the woods
-dresses up as a man to meet baru in disguise and opens with using this disguise to hit on her???
-tain hus like "homosexuality used to be common in my culture" and baru is like "do the people still remember that" and tain hu responds with "i sure hope they do i was just fucking my way thru town last month"
-also in that converstation telling baru she needs an accountant to keep track of all the girls shes fucking
-ALL THE CONSTANT SHOULDER TOUCHES AND SHIT???
-doing the i would die for you please let me die for you shit at baru
-gets mad at baru for contemplating marrying a man even tho she was the one who suggested doing that like. an hour earlier. for gal pal reasons.
i havent even finished book 1 and its somehow gonna get even dykier from here what the fuck
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