everything and more

local bitch decides to daydream instead of getting a degree

Self appreciation post.

Energy

How I feel all the time

2019 Resolution

I want to be able to wake up and have this internal loop

Energyyyy

stop making jokes. comedy peaked with phineas and ferb.

stop making songs. music also peaked with phineas and ferb

Everything isn’t a competition. Like, focus on you and your own shit.

People who use the word “literally“ for something that can’t be literal is the reason I want man kind to be extinct.

nothings real dude not even grammer we made it up man go outside

lmao literally

the hunger games looks so good

if you think someone’s ugly cuz they have a big nose then I’m sorry but you suck

“I’m not racist or antisemitic or anything I just think this trait associated with several marginalized ethnic groups are inherently unattractive” —many clowns who are both racist and antisemitic

got an oil change and the guy told me i needed a tire rotation. lmao, the tires are rotating every time i drive it, that’s how it works. idiot.

Pretty sure no Italian needs to hear this

All of you do

im bout to go check my account balance please keep me in your prayers