Heyyyyyy~

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY!!!!

fucked up some bird tried to steal your car like that

He’s not stealing, he’s robin

The production value really is off the fucking charts. What the fuck.

They need to invent more fake celebrities like Hatsune Miku and Gorillaz and the Muppets because it's genuinely the most sustainable way to maintain a parasocial relationship with the entertainer class.

Kermit the Frog can never get canceled because Kermit the Frog has no agency or personhood beyond what he is imbued with by the collective labor of puppeteers, voice actors, singers, and writers. He is, along with these other examples, effectively a celebrity by gestalt. He has transcended the inherit instability of the celebrity class through diffusion of responsibility for his personhood. He is a god.

Dang, I gotta start feelin’ better about myself.

THIS IS EVERYONE I KNOW WHO IS ALLERGIC TO CATS???

Diversity win! Icon for indecision comes out as bisexual!

Now we know what she was trying to figure out.

She’s done it. She’s finally solved the equation.

And yes that includes that shitty video game, yes that includes the Lego sets, yes it includes visiting the theme park. Stop giving Transphobia Georg money.

do it matt, give us a christmas we wont forget