goblin blood

straight women will try to reassure you about their homophobic boyfriends the same way dog owners are always going "oh he's friendly" with their visibly agitated dog

On my way to pride I stopped at a gas station to piss and these two soccer guys went into the single use bathroom together and I think I must have looked visibly annoyed because to my surprise they came out one after the other like 45 seconds later and then apologized to me and told me to use the bathroom when I was sure they were going in there to fuck and I honestly think how annoyed I looked scared them out of it however I just needed to pee and was irritated they were probably gonna make me wait like 15 minutes for the bathroom however the fact I scared some other fags out of fucking the same day as pride does make me feel like Taylor swift i had straight sex at the gay pride parade . Mp3

i just unzip my cloaca and let the posts gush out of me

Sardines becoming a TikTok trend is my 9/11 as somebody who has been eating a stray cat diet for years they had a “two cans of sardines per person” limit at the grocery store the other day why is this happening to me