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idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

One time when I was younger I was refusing to take headache medicine and my mom said “the person who invented that medicine is probably so sad you won’t let them help you” and now every time I find myself denying medicine I just imagine the saddest scientist making those big wet eyes like “why won’t you let me help” and whoop then I take the medicine

*covered in blood & in visible distress* i just need to write a list

May all my mutuals have a life full of pasta and great sex. Amen.

Those that don’t want great sex can have some garlic bread with their pasta

"spam likers will be blocked" spam likers can cum in my mouth

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring

bc YOU ARE!