fucking hell

Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents

My boyfriend would be gettin’ hit with the baseball bat beside our bed if he ever woke up and said, “What is he normally?” about himself.

Then you would NOT have liked the time he pointed to a corner of our room while he was sleeping and said “they share a dimension with Earth and they take cats to eat them”.

I absolutely do not like that.

I love people who talk in their sleep.

*wakes up* what the fuck

if you go to the tour remember to cherish the moment when dan and phil first walk out and take your breath away bc they’re actually real and they’re right there!! bc in that moment you’re feeling a similar way that they did back in october 2009

My grades are telling me to be a trophy wife, but my looks are telling me to study harder.