I can't think of a blog title.

current mood

Americans be like: 1 star, I would give less stars if I could. The food was the most exquisite possible thing I have ever eaten or ever will eat. The decor was amazing, I loved everything. but it seemed like my waiter could’ve possibly had other things she would’ve rather been doing and other concerns outside of serving me, never go here again.

I might not be the coolest, smartest or prettiest but for sure I’m the sleepiest.

why do parents get mad when u sleep all day like im staying out of trouble and im not spending your money like what is the issue here

I used to pull all-nighters but now I can barely pull all-dayers

You ever be so comfortable in bed, you start rubbing your legs together like a cricket?

tumblr dot com posts are getting so relatable im convinced the government has 24/7 surveillance on me and is feeding it to me through this website to see if i notice

Somewhere between (งಠ_ಠ)ง and  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  every day.

i don’t know how to plan for the future i never thought i’d have

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

Son, I found your fedora. At first I thought you were a brony and I was going to be very disappointed. But then I found your giant stash of checkered vans and hawaiian shirts. Ska punk forever, son. Ska punk forever.

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

Reblogging again because I thought they changed the quote so I decided to look up the actual quote and it’s not fake that is very much the actual quote