i’m a good person, i deserve a one direction radio 1 live lounge

#i like that james corden’s mission in life seems to be making out with all of 1d  (x)

Have u ever just sat back and actually thought about how much fucking gay porn you’ve read

do you have a fucking nuclear generator as your battery

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

hey sorry for not replying i didnt want to

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

the added directions are great. ‘insert peanuts’ ‘gradually become irritated’ ‘cresc., or not’ ‘untie slip knot’ ‘bow real fast, slippage may occur’

Release the penguins

Oh I got a shirt with this on it, and people would endlessly stare at it

duck

boss stage music

Always reblog the Death Waltz. Always.

LIKE A DIRIGIBLE

what if the next time michael gets on stage hes all sweaty and his hair dye drips like it did when he just dyed his hair red except this time its black and he goes full on demon michael

I refuse to die before harry explains in his own words what don’t let me go is about