LMFAO

He looks reliable, I feel safe

“I came here to celebrate your loving relationship but actual demonstrations of that love gross me out so please, when you’re kissing your new spouse, remember to always be conscious of the fact that your love for each other is a bit icky and we don’t really want to see it.” 

*goes to a same-gender wedding* umm tag ur PDA

Will there be a drag show?

two dudes, sittin in the hot tub, five feet apart cuz theyre not gay

theyre definitely gay you can tell they want to hold hands but theyre not ready yet

[distantly] THAT DOG

I 100% think that if you went inside, you would walk into a normal sized one. It would be seemingly normal, with everyday employees and shoppers. And you’d wander around and almost forget the weird beginning of this adventure, buy a DVD, and then step back out into this field.