Be Kind to Yourself

i suggest relying on others

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

unconvinced i'll ever find "the vitamin" that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i do expect they'll elucidate whatever my deal was post-mortem, after which what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british

heyyyy soo. the execution is tomorrow! yes theyre executing me. Anyway do you think about me ever

i took 50g of music and im starting to black out

the unimaginable power of saying "huh, guess that's not for me" and moving on with your life

people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months

could really go for 200mg right now. of anything.

it’s okay guys I’m literally as normal as a person in my situation can be

girl help I’m being professionally developed

“I was a principal for 30 years” okay cool, why did you have to be taught what attention getters are when a room full of adults didn’t stop their breakout conversations just because you talked at them?