whatever

get drinked idiot

today i offered nothing. good night everyone!!!

thank you Russell

if cats aren't meant to be kissed on their heads then what's that little space between their ears for

I love using my phone in public surely I will not scroll past some strange image

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i love you films without sequels i love you limited series i love you stand alone novels i love you self-contained stories

When you see your pet and start petting their head and it’s randomly wet and you ask them “what happened why are you wet!!!!!!” And the pet doesn’t answer

Orange cats need to be named ‘just some guy’-esque names. I see orange cats that are named Patrick or Dave or Bob and I’m like “yeah, exactly”. My orange cat is named Tommy even though she’s a girl because she’s truly a Tommy.

trying not to bawl in class over henry croutons

when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..