bill nye your life's a lie

morrison ↓

i’m ……speechless

haruhi: why did you make the host club? kyoya: i’m gay

witches on tumblr are literally like “if you curse ur ex mutuals with blood magic you are VALID uwu” i feel like i have to burn sage and shove quartz up my nose every 4 months im active on tumblr just in case some rando cursed me over discourse

who the hell are yall following

So this isn’t something we all go through ?

Me as a villian

Hmm. Hmm. I’ve had some really out there stuff added to my posts but this is somehow the worst addition I’ve ever seen

I wonder how many times I’ve walked by a person who actually found me attractive.

im fukkin crying

This CAT HARASMENT wow canot believe so rude

so my uncle is a priest and apparently can’t deny when i ask him to bless something so i now have a blessed laptop, blessed loaf of bread, and blessed underwear. 

i just asked him to bless this post and he did 

This post is officially the most holy post on Tumblr.  Use it to banish sins from your dashboard.

the 8th deadly sin, gaming

gaming is a combination of greed (gamer money), gluttony (potion and munch), envy (friend gets epic loot and you don’t), wrath (nerd rage), sloth (all day gaming), lust (titty game), and pride (epic accomplishment) gaming is not the 8th sin, it’s all of them

holy shit… signal boost

#GrowingUpUgly When guys in middle school would get dared by their friends to ask you out and see if you say yes as a joke

How about growingupugly and then turning out sort of okay looking but you don’t know for sure because your self esteem is shot and you’re convinced you look awful?

#GrowingUpUgly Being so wholly convinced of your hideousness that as an adult you now literally cannot even imagine that someone would pay you a compliment and mean it; the only conceivable thing that could be happening is that they’re either a) taking the piss like the boys in school used to or b) so repulsed by you that they feel sorry for you and are telling you you’re pretty because they think you need to hear it.

Hurts how true this is though