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Adam Levine & Miley Cyrus on The Voice set (via Adam’s Snapchat).

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Yo, it’s this hunk’s birthday. #HBDAdam

When you hear someone wishing you happy birthday.

I’m just thinking about our track record in hotels. 

Hey. Hey. How was it? It was weird. Oh? Yeah somebody slipped something in my drink I think it was acid cause I was sort of tripping balls. Future turned into a teddy bear and James was getting blown by a chicken. Mm Hmm. It was crazy. And then I got arrested or the cops came but they weren’t really the cops it was like this adorable little cartoon stripper. She gave me like a adorable little cartoon stripper lap dance. Mm Hmm. That was wierd. And then these two girls they pulled me into a room for a threesome and- *behati gives him a look* -nothing happened. Nothing happened. *behati rolls back over* One had the head of a donkey and the other one had the head of like a skull I guess. Of like a a hemsbach or a deer or an antelope or some shit I don’t really remember and then like this body builder lady, she was wearing uggs, she threw me into the pool, I kinda snapped out of it and left the car there cause I was way too fucked up to drive so I just *bleep* home and here I am? Did you get the milk though? I got the milk. Awesome. I love you. I love you. Goodnight. Goodnight baby.

“I thought I was pointing to an eclair on the menu and the waiter came out with a bucket of snails.”

Blake Shelton (via hisdarkeyes)

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Maroon 5 at Adam’s Walk of Fame Ceremony

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Typical shevine.

“He said really sweet, beautiful things and I was kind of totally shocked.” - Adam Levine on Blake Shelton speaking at his Walk of Fame ceremony.