J.V.Leonard

what if one day, for 24 hours, everyone on tumblr turned into whatever their url is

Hm…I’d have to crawl underneath my door, hang out somewhere inconspicuous (difficult for a black butterfly in a white interior, and also inconspicuous places might have predators) and wait for someone to open the front door so I could fly outside. That would be fun until the birds tried to eat me, and also I’d have to find somewhere safe to go to sleep for the night lest a bat eat me. And then I’d have to contend with waking up naked as a human in some random spot the next morning.

I’d be safely tucked away inside my own body, absolutely lost in the sauce on opioids.

Thinking about how Portrait of a Lady on Fire said that even if an encounter is brief, the love surrounding it can be lasting and it enriches your life and changes you and that’s never a tragedy

girls after saying something smart: So yeah

Baby, there's a very easy way to get what you want. All you have to do is crawl into my lap and beg.

i just wanna feel something ❤️ no, not that ❤️

WHOMP THERE IT IS

@ Asshole Boy

im very happy and proud that i live for women and not for men

to clear things up because some of you clearly cannot fucking read: i am a homosexual man who is willing to go back in time and put my entire penis inside of historical figure Leonardo Da Vinci’s rectum in an act of anal sex and then go on to live a lavish and intellectually stimulating lifestyle as his beloved top. i don’t know what a video game is and i don’t care.