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📺 words & expressions i have learned from french shows, movies, & tiktoks
c’est pas grave - it’s okay / it’s no big deal
(ne) t’inquiète (pas) - don’t worry
qu’est-ce que tu fais là ? - what are you doing here?
tu me manques - i miss you
on y va - let’s go
bien sûr - of course
j’suis là - i’m here
je vous en prie - you’re welcome (formal)
mytho - liar
ouais - yeah
un truc - something
voilà - there it is, that’s right, exactly, there you go
oh lĂ lĂ - wow, oh my god
bof - so-so, whatever
hein - the french “huh” or “eh”
ben / bah - well… / uhh…
s’il te plaît ➠s’te plaît - please
félicitations - congratulations
un mec - a guy (slang)
une meuf - a girl (slang)
french language resources masterlist
Last updated: 13/01/2023
Websites
RFI Savoirs has lots of listening and reading activities (from A1 to B2)
Apprendre le français TV 5 Monde has listening activities from A1 to B2
Tester son niveau - this is a free placement test (just listening)
CNTRL Dictionnaire is a dictionary
France Université Numérique - free MOOCS (massive open online course) with different levels: Level A1 - Level A2 - Level B1
Music
French songs you should listen to
french aesthetic songs (youtube)
Crème French playlist (youtube)
Books/Reading
GEO Magazine is a online magazine with articles about nature and history
Library Genesis has many books in french and other languages too
TV/Movie
TV 5 Monde has series and movies from France and other countries (for free), available for desktop and mobile (ios and android)
TV 5 UNIS has series and movies in French (mostly from Quebec). Some of the shows are not available outside Canada (but you can use it with a vpn)
Podcasts
Artips podcast (art, music, science)
France culture podcasts (various subjects)
Apps
WLINGUA app (both IOS and Android) teaches grammar
Other
French grammar pdf exercises - if you search the topic you're learning (example: le passé composé) + pdf, you're going to find many pdf activities from University of Quebec. Like this one: Passé Composé UQuebec
Artips is a newsletter about art, music, science and ecology that you receive in your email. You can chose the topics you wanna subscribe (example: I subscribed for art and music newsletters).
Bon courage !
✎ 100 common french verbs ⋆ ˚。⋆ŕ¨ŕ§Ëš
ĂŞtre - to be
avoir - to have
faire - to do, makeÂ
dire - to say, tell
pouvoir - can, to be able to
vouloir - to want
savoir - to know
voir - to see
devoir - to have, must
venir - to come, occur
suivre - to follow
parler - to speak, talk
prendre - to take, get
croire - to believe, think
aimer - to love, like, be fond of
falloir - it is necessary, must, have to
passer - to pass, go by, cross
penser - to think
attendre - to wait for, except
trouver - to find
laisser - to leave
arriver - to arrive
donner - to give, give away
regarder - to look at, watch
appeler - to call
partir - to go, leave, go away
mettre - to put on, wear
rester - to stay, remain
arrĂŞter - to stop
connaitre - to know, experience
demander - to ask
comprendre - to understand
sortir - to go out, take out
entendre - to hear, listen to, understand
chercher - to look for
aider - to help
essayer - to try, test
revenir - to come back, return
jouer - to play
finir - to finish, end
perdre - to lose, miss
sentir - to smell, sniff, feel
rentrer - to bring in, take in, get in, go in, come home
vivre - to live, be alive, go throughÂ
rendre - to return, give back, repay
tenir - to hold, run, keep, last
oublier - to forget, miss
travailler - to work, work on, practice
manger - to eat
entrer - to go in, enter, come in
devenir - to become
commencer - to start, begin
payer - to pay
tirer - to pull, draw
ouvrir - to open
changer - to change, exchangeÂ
excuser - to forgive, pardon, excuse
dormir - to sleep
occuper - to occupy, live in, take up
marcher - to walk, march, go
envoyer - to send, throw, dispatch, refer
apprendre - to learn, to hear
boire - to drink (alcohol)
garder - to keep, to look after, to guard
montrer - to show, point out
s’assesoir - to sit down, sit up
porter - to carry, wear
prier - to pray
servir - to serve
ecrire - to write
retrouver - to find, to meet
gagner - to win, earn
acheter - to buy
rappeler - to remind, remember, call back, be reminiscent of
lire - to read
monter - to go up, rise, come up
quitter - to leave, depart
emmener - to take (somebody), take alongÂ
toucher - to touch
continuer - to continue, go on
raconter - to tell
repondre - to answer, reply
sauver - to save
rencontrer - to meet, encounter
fermer - to close, shut
valoir - to hold, apply, be worth
compter - to count
bouger - to move
apporter - to bring, supply
decider - to decide
vendre - to sell
expliquer - to explain
agir - to act, behave, work, take effect
adorer - to adore, love
recevoir - to receive
utiliser - to use
coucher - to put to bed, lay down, to sleep
preferer - to prefer
offrir - to offer, give
preparer- to prepare, make, get ready
French essential verbs
AVOIR = TO HAVE
ETRĂŠ= TO BE
MANGER = TO EAT
BOIRE = TO DRINK
MARCHER : TO WALK
VOIR = TO SEE
DORMIR =TO SLEEP
ACHETER =TO BUY
VENDRE = TO SELL
PARLER = TO TALK, TO SPEAK
DIRE = TO SAY, TO TELL
LIRE = TO READ
ALLER = TO GO
VENIR = TO COME
APPRENDRE = TO LEARN
LAVER : TO WASH
UTILISER : TO USE
COUPER : TO CUT ,TO CHOP
CUISINER =TO COOK
METTRE: TO PUT
DÉPENSER : TO SPEND
ESSAYER :TO TRY ,TO TRY ON
OUBLIER : TO FORGET
FERMER : TO CLOSE
OUVRIR: TO OPEN
VERSER = TO POUR
ÉCRIR = TO WRITE
CHERCHE : TO LOOK FOR
SAVOIR = TO KNOW, TO KNOW HOW TO DO SOMETHING
VOULOUIR : TO WANT
POUVOIR = CAN , BE ABLE TO
Self / Independent Learner's Guide to Language Learning From Zero
-a mini study plan I used this for Spanish, French and Italian, it is my favourite way of starting to learn. It won't teach you the langauge but if this is your first time, if you feel confused and don't know where to begin, this is for you! -this is kinda romance langauge based but might give you ideas if you are learning from a different family too -this is very notebook / writing based since i prefer learning that way Step 1: Preperation
First of all, ask yourself "do i already have some amount of immersion in this langauge?" As humans, we learn from immersion a lot. Songs, but especially visual media is incredibly heplful. I never studied japanese but after watching a few animes i picked up 5-10 random words. Passive vocabulary, being familiar to most common words will be your biggest friend. If the answer is no, before start studying ANYTHING do some immersion. e.g. I watched dix pour cent for French and learned arrĂŞt which means stop because characters were shouting to each other all the time.
After making sure you have some immersion or if you already have some, PREPARE YOUR RESOURCES. Make a file in your computer, reblog tumblr posts, save links. Search for pdfs in google. (x language a1 pdf / x langauge a1 grammar book / x language a1 reading) Free PDF's and and useful websites. The more the merrier. Why? Because when you actually start learning you will slowly realise them half of them are not actually useful, too advance, too simple, not in your preffered style etc. You will en up using same handful amount of resources again and again but before that, you have to TRY EVERYTHING. You are unique and so will be your learning process.
Google x language A1 curriculum. (you can try adding "pdf" at the end of sentence as well) It "probably/ hopefully" exists. If you can't find that way, learn which offical exam is necessary (e.g. for French it's DELF/DALF, in english there is IELTS and so many more) If you are lucky, you can find a langauge teaching enstitute's curriculum and you can find in what order they teach things. This was very helpful for me because sometimes you don't know what to study next, or just want to visualise what do you need to learn, it is helpful. I printed one out and paste it to the back cover of my notebook. You won't need this one YET. I'll explain in a second. Keep reading.
Get a notebook. I don't prefer books while learning from zero because it will be filled with vocabulary you don't know. My pereference is no squares no lines empty ass notebook and colorful pens. I'm a person of shitty doodles. I love to draw and visualise things. It really helps my brain. In A1, your knowledge is absouletly zero and your brain is about the explode with realising GREAT MASS of knowledge you need to learn in order to be "fluent" . So keep things away from being "too much" if you want to avoid a burnout.
Set a timer. If you want to avoid burnout, the secret is always quit when you feel like you can go another round happily. Quit when you are dopamine high. If you study too much, next day you'll wake up tired, want to rest etc. and make it harder for you to create a habit. I did this mistake with French by studying 4-5 hours everyday for around 30 days. I completed my challenge, completly quit and then didn't come back for MONTHS.
You will be re-studying A LOT. Language learning is repetition. You will start by studying "the A1 curriculum". But, because this is your first time your focus will be on the vocabulary and general comprehension. You are trying to re-wire your brain, and learn a different way of thinking and living. It's not easy. It will take time. It will be painful at times. But it is 100% worth it.
After you finished studying your curriculum, you'll take a short break and then study the curriculum AGAIN. For a second time. Because you already know the basics, this time you will be able to focus more on the little things you weren't able to comprehend the last time. e.g. articles or whatever little frustaring thing your langauge has. Also focus more on basic prononciation and especially reading aloud. Find a realistic text-to-reader. Copy-paste a text. Listen and repeat.
Get a new Youtube and Instagram account dedicated to langauge study. How many good resources exists and where they are is really depens on which langauge you are learning. For english, youtube is better. For French, instagram is better. You have to see for yourself. If you get a seperate account for your langauge algorith will learn faster and you won't be distracted by other stuff. Short form engaging videos are the best for absolute beginners. Re-watch things and try to repeat them out loud. It's called shadowing and is your future best friend.
If you want to learn how to speak, you first need to how to write. If you can't write sentences without looking at google translate (or reverso) you won't be able to make up sentences in your head. If you want to learn how to write, your first need to learn how to read. You need to start in this order but also don't be perfectionist. Do it even if you do it wrong. They will be fixed eventually and won't stick. Record yourself speaking even if the text you are reading is 90% google translated. Why? Beacuse speaking will enhance your vocabulary in a way no other thing can and that's the core of reading. So this isn't a linear thing. It's actually a circle!
Step Two! Ok, Sadie, i got my notebooks and read through all the warnings where do i start? *First page: [] means written is target langauge
[x notebook] x= your target langauge
Add something cute and make you feel happy to open up the notebook. It can a drawing, a picture, anything. First page is your entrance to your new home. Make it welcoming.
*[My name is X. I am Y years old. I live in Z.] *Greetings. Main articles if there are any. Yes, no, please, thank you. *What is your name, what do you do for living, how are you, where are you from, how old are you, how many langauges do you speak, numbers from 0-100. If there are multiple way of saying these things and probably there are, just write one. You will eventually learn others. Baby steps. *write a basic ass text of two people having a conversation asking and answering these questions.
*the alphabet and how to pronounce the letters. basic letter combinations that change into a different sound. a youtube video about this 100% exists.
*personal pronouns and if there is a "am/is/are" verb the conjugation of it. (in spanish there is two unfortunately) *artciles and basic noun endings. a couple exemples of nouns in x form but takes y article. *first 5 most common verbs. learn the conjugation, try writing basic ass sentences. (e.g. to come, go, have, speak)
*three more verbs (e.g. to eat, can, to want)
*take some time to fully comprehend. check your curriculum list to look and see if you want to add anything. e.g.for spanish that can be ser vs estar, for spanish is can be "how to ask questions in french" becaue it's way harder compared to other langauges.
*take some break from grammar and learn some vocab maybe. it can be colors, or feelings. (i am sad, i am hungry etc.)
*start studying most common verbs. usually a form of categorization exists. usually it's verb ending. (unless it's a language like turkish where every verb either ends with -mek or -mak lol.) Start with 10- 15 most common verbs. You will also be learning some vocabulary by default. (try to stick to regular verbs if you can, if not that's fine) (Do not learn any verbs you won't be able to use immediately.)
*Learn basic adjectives and how they work so you can form more detailed sentences.
*After comprehending how to form basic positive negative sentences and some verbs, congratulate yourself, because you deserve it! *Learn how tell time. "What time is it? It's x'o clock."
*learn clothing and how to simply describe physical look e.g. hair color, eye color, beard, glasses...
*learn the verbs of daily routine. be able to write a generic ass "i wake up, i do breakfast, i eat lunch at school, i sleep" sort of text.
*demonstratives. this that. these. those. you can add some vocabulary you like. this is a cat. this is a tree. you can add placement adjectives now or later. (the cat is under the sofa. the bird is on the table etc.)
*Now you know a lot of things! Take some time and focus a bit more on the vocab, let your brain process things, do some passive immersion. avoid a burnout at all costs. *learn how to say "there is" (if you want more vocab transportation and city centre themes can be included.) *learn how to talk about your hobbies. This is the generic A1 curriuculum. You are able to understand basic things, you have a generic comprehension. That's all it takes to be considered A1. If you want to pass it though, what you need is a good grammar source. For French and Spanish Kwiziq was very useful. I couldn't find a good online grammar resource for Italian yet. (please ask more experienced langblrs for recs.) Slowly learn more vocab (since A1 is more vocab based. If you hate Anki and Quizlet stuff check Linguno. Actually check Linguno anyway it's a banger and i'm gonna die on that hill.)
If you don't have have native friend to ask questiones and you don't have any ethical concerns ChatGPT can be useful. I'm using it for French for months. Why are we using this particle here, why this and not that, can you give me some example sentences.... you can play guess the animal, ask for writing prompts and then make ChatGpt find and explain your mistakes to you. It's very handy.
*Don't be scared to share about your journey on Tumblr and most importantly ENJOY!

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A Few Fun Little Language Learning Tips
Hello, these are a few little tips I've found on my language learning odyssey that you may find fun or helpful
Accents! This can be a great way to 'warm up' before speaking more in depth, or a training exercise, but a fun way I've found to get myself to make French sounds (it works for any language really) is to speak English (or insert native language here) with an exaggerated accent that comes from someone speaking your target language, I find this a fun way to get the sounds of a language you're trying to speak into your head in order to make speaking easier (great for speaking exam practice)
Use addictive social media for profit! So this would be best for intermediate to advanced learners, but a way to learn more slang, grow your vocabulary, and just generally get more language input in an easy way is to create a dedicated social media account in your TL and simply lurk, do you spend hours doom scrolling short form video content? Do it guilt free by doing it in your TL, do you like cat memes? read them in your TL, it's addictive, and low energy, so you can do it even when your brain feels like a fried egg
Need a pen pal? Try Ai! So, speaking to real people in your TL can be a daunting task, for reasons ranging from the fear of saying something wrong to just plain stranger danger, so a safer (and totally free) alternative can be through ai chat bots, you can do this with dedicated language learning bots or with just plain old ChatGPT
Nostalgia Bait! One of the most beautiful things about visual art is the fact that it is a universal language in itself, certain symbols can hold significance wherever you go, so re-watching animated TV shows from your childhood or watching new TV content made for kids in your TL can be a great way to add to your vocabulary, and in call & response shows, generate responses and make them more complex if you like, to add more intrigue
When in doubt, write it out! I personally struggle a lot with conjugation, so if you do to, here's a solution I found, use Quizlet learn to help drill conjugation, and when your free rounds run out, you can manually use the flash cards to use the same effective learning strategy (or pay for Quizlet plus, but I, personally would rather eat a dusty lamp then pay for something that, in my opinion, should be free to all learners)
I think my biggest agere tip is learning a new language to simulate first learning to read, write, and speak. You can find cartoons (or set ones you already like to your target language), worksheets, workbooks, and games in that language, and it's a skill you can continue to use in your everyday life! Plus, "learning like a child" isn't the world's strangest idea, if ever someone finds the workbooks. Plus, you can give yourself a new name in that language to learn how to write- assuming it's not culturally appropriative, of course; be mindful! If it would be, try learning a name you like, or the name of a character instead.
This can work on a number of levels, and can connect you to your religion, your ancestral roots, or even hobbies you have. You can try learning the ABCs of the witch's alphabet to learn to write, or you can really practice that language that only your foreign relatives know, or learn a bit of Klingon to impress your Trekkie friends. Personally, I've learnt a bit of ASL this way to help with my nonverbal episodes. Just think about it.
6 tips for learning languages
These are all things i do when learning languages based on my personal experience of learning languages at school & by myself at home (but they might not work for everyone!)
avoid languages of the same language family that are too similar! I know it’s tempting to learn Norwegian AND Swedish AND Danish cause they’re so similar, but at the end of the day, you WILL always confuse them, constantly. So choose one of them and you’ll likely be able to understand a lot of the other languages anyway (at the very least written stuff)
only start learning a new language once you’re advanced and comfortable enough in the other languages you speak (i’d say at least level B1). Cause then you can concentrate on practising using & applying one language you already know quite well, while learning new basic vocab and grammar exercises in a new language (if you start another language while you’re still in the middle of bulking vocab & grammar exercises, you might confuse the two or get overwhelmed)
always reflect on what you’re struggling with! If there’s a certain grammar aspect you always get wrong, take some extra time to read up on it, do exercises and practise, practise, practise! The same goes for vocab: if there’s certain words or phrases you just can’t seem to get in your head, make a special vocab folder/file with those and then set some extra time aside each time you practise that language to go over those words and phrases.
learn to understand AND use a language. You can be able to understand your target language like native speaker and still struggle with forming complete sentences. So always focus both on understanding AND actively using languages!
when using vocab cards, look at the word in your native language first! It’s much more effective if you have to think of the word in your target language (instead of just recognizing it)
if you learn a language that has letters with accents (e.g. é, à , ç, š, ö, ü) ALWAYS make sure you memorise them and get them right! These accents are there for a reason! They can change the whole pronunciation & meaning of a word and you don’t want to learn it the wrong way!
Masterlist for learning languages
Brick-by-brick language learning challenge
Best language learning tips & masterlists from other bloggers I’ve come across
my tips for a language study plan
topics for new vocabulary
how to find a language partner
my tips for how to practice writing in your target language
Recommendations for Learning Languages & Other Stuff
Learning a language = learning a culture
Vocab list templates: #1, #2
Some easy Fantasy books to read in your target language
Language Learning Tips: #1, #2
6 tips for learning languages
App for organizing your language-learning (and anything else): Trello
Apps i use to learn languages
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Requests / Asks:
-> you can find all my answered asks by searching for #ask, #ask response or #request
Indo-European Language Families
Improving your vocab
German infinitive & when to use it
English word order
How to find a language learning partner
Changing a game to your target language & "harmful" learning strategies
Can you get away with just using "das" the majority of the time in Germany?
Do you have any tips on how to improve your writing in your target language?
Do you have any resources/methods about how to reach an academic level in the language you’re learning (& how to improve your writing)?
Do you have any linguistic recourses on Ruhrpott-Deutsch?
MASTERPOST OF MY POSTS
Advice posts:
Small things you can do to help keep somewhat sane when life is chaos incarnate
Tips for a super busy life with add-on by lilliesandlovebirds
How I prep for a new semester at uni
STEM writing advice
schedule time for yourself
Broke college student tip: cook
Overwhelming failure
Small changes make big impacts
Gathered school advice
advice for new college students
tips for playing catch up
Getting back into school
UNIVERSITY WITH MENTAL ILLNESS
How to bounce back from failing a test
How to get a good work/life balance
 Study stuff:
review/summary pages
Testing tips: minutes before the test
Fun ways to help stay focused while studying
A survival guide for finals week
different study methods
How I condense notes for quick reviews
Testing tip
My 20 Favorite Language Learning Tips
Autism and School
Productivity:
Productivity and disability
One of my favorite productivity tips:
Healthy productivity
don’t be productive all the time
How to make the most out of a sick day
slow mornings
How I limit my productivity and why you probably should too
Other:
Easy and cheap study snacks: stuffed croissants
failing is ok
academic wins
TIPS FOR MANAGING CHRONIC MIGRAINES AND ONLINE CLASSES with add-on by phdstudygirl
Things I learned from failing classes

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Studying Languages Without Studying
Aka a list of tips, tricks, and resources I use almost daily.
Bilingual Dictionaries - I have a physical copy and an electronic copy so I have it everywhere I go. When I'm not doing study blocks throughout the day, I try to learn two new words per day.
Immersion - The language on my phone and 95% of my apps is French. Any word I don't know, I look up. When I have to work on something serious (like school stuff), I switch it back so I can focus entirely, but otherwise it stays in French.
Minecraft - Actually a really great resource for building up vocabulary, especially since the words pop up on the screen when you select a new item. I also watch English/American Minecraft YouTubers that are geared toward younger audiences (such as Mumbo Jumbo, Grian, GoodTimesWithScar, Xisuma, etc) because they speak more slowly and clearly and the translator extension below picks it up easier.
Language Reactor - This is a chrome extension that I always have enabled on my laptop. It works for Netflix and YouTube, but for Netflix the show has to have the option for your target language (TL). If it has that option, you'll see two lines of closed captioning, one in English and the other in your TL.
Disney - Spotify is literally my best friend here. I'm not big on Disney, never have been, but French Disney songs go hard, and are relatively easy since I know them all in English as well. Spotify has a playlist for Disney songs in a ton of different languages, and if you can't find it there, YouTube is pretty good about having them.
Musicals - Speaking of songs, musicals are also a really good way to go. If you know me, you know that I'm obsessed with Les Misérables, I listen to it and talk about it all the time. Several months ago I preformed J'avais rêvé at a competition (got a first rating!) and have since been listening to Les Mis in French almost daily. My favorite songs from it are A la volonté du peuple and Le grand jour. Of course, there's other musicals out there to listen to, but this one works best for me since I know the story really well.
This is just a short list of things I use nearly daily, so feel free to reach out if you have any questions about anything here! I'm always happy to talk!
Best language learning tips & masterlists from other bloggers I’ve come across
(these posts are not my own!)
THE HOLY GRAIL of language learning (-> seriously tho, this is the BEST thing I’ve ever come across)
Tips:
Some language learning exercises and tips
20 Favorite Language Learning Tips
what should you be reading to maximize your language learning?
tips for learning a language (things i wish i knew before i started)
language learning and langblr tips
Tips on how to read in your target language for longer periods of time
Tips and inspiration from Fluent in 3 months by Benny Lewis
Tips for learning a sign language
Tips for relearning your second first language
How to:
how to self teach a new language
learning a language: how to
learning languages and how to make it fun
how to study languages
how to practice speaking in a foreign language
how to learn a language when you don’t know where to start
how to make a schedule for language learning
How to keep track of learning more than one language at the same time
Masterposts:
Language Study Master Post
Swedish Resources Masterpost
French Resouces Masterpost
Italian Resources Masterpost
Resource List for Learning German
Challenges:
Language-Sanctuary Langblr Challenge
language learning checkerboard challenge
Word lists:
2+ months of language learning prompts
list of words you need to know in your target language, in 3 levels
Other stuff:
bullet journal dedicated to language learning
over 400 language related youtube channels in 50+ languages
TED talks about language (learning)
Learning the Alien Languages of Star Trek
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Feel free to reblog and add your own lists / masterlists!