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Malware ads are all like "7000 HOT babes are looking to chat just with YOU!!! Click here and download this .EXE so the HOT babes know where you are" and people still fall for them

My uncle fell for this once and I had to fix his laptop afterwards.

Your uncle is a slut

i hate setences

bro you just made one

im just hitting letters if you think I said something that’s on you.

university is just *makes appointment* *fills water bottle* *updates google calendar* *buys shitty campus food* *answers emails* *makes another appointment* *stares at review page for thirty minutes* *laptop battery dies* *eats all your snacks as soon as you get to the library* *more emails* *walk behind slow people*

reminder that being suicidal is a SERIOUS problem. i know this website has normalized the idea that having suicidal thoughts isn’t something that requires medical attention, but i promise it is and if you’re frequently having suicidal thoughts then it’s crucial for you to seek help.

reminder that suicidal ideation often doesn’t mean actively wanting to/planning to kill yourself but looks like constant low-level wishing that you didn’t exist or that you could just be hit by a bus so you could stop being alive, and that if you’re having those thoughts fifty times a day you deserve help too

@kkilluaa

start blasting too