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just went to see wake up dead man and rian johnson slipped in a joke referencing how all those conservative star wars dudebros like to think of themselves as the rebels and i think i laughed a little too hard for my own good. i just know they’re going to be pissed when they catch wind of it because they still can’t shut up about the last jedi all these years later and i’m not gonna lie… it made the joke so much funnier to me lmao

imagine living in a small town in new york and your local doctor looks exactly like Famous Actor and Hot Sauce Icon Jeremy Renner. what do you even do in that situation. would you perhaps wish that there was an app where you could post about this strange coincidence-

at its core the knives out trilogy is literally about helping people and being a good person. benoit is a side character in all of them because it's always centred around the main character's struggles with being Good and Kind even when they have every right not to be. kindness always wins. rian johnson the man that you are

whoever said all-nighters are exhausting is a liar i'm doing great. i've never felt better in my entire life, the birds are chirping as they welcome me into the gates of morningdom

welcome to my farm where I keep my dark horse my black sheep my scapegoat and my underdog. my canary in the coal mine died ages ago

It’s a mess here: someone looked your gift dark horse in the mouth, led it to water, and jumped back on it. Your ducks aren’t in a row, someone counted the chickens before they hatched. Your geese are silly, your brown cows aren’t explaining how, and every one of these sheep is a wolf but they don’t even notice with the amount of wool over their eyes. I’m fining you one million gold coins.

it was the goat blame the goat

God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

DW I know that one from heart if you need an explanation

Thanks tumblr user i-suggest-vore. I can always count on your for theological literacy wait is there a different reason you like this story

If I was Jesus I would’ve simply said no dad this is your dream