dumbass malewife

This fucking Valentine's official art of them always kills me, the way Natsuki wrote Yuri this tiny cute little blurb

and Yuri wrote Natsuki-

3 FUCKING PAGES

Gurl is down HORRENDOUS

PERIDOT: Log date; 8/20/3,

PERIDOT: The people on the internet really wanna hear about Lapis huh?

PERIDOT: Well! there’s no point me telling them about her when she lives here.

PERIDOT: Hang on, ahem-

PERIDOT: Lapis!!!

LAPIS: Yeah?!

PERIDOT: Come here!! People on the internet want to know if we make morps!!

LAPIS: Peridot! We don’t know who those people are! I told you to stay off that bird app!

PERIDOT: It’s not-! Just come and say hi!!! They keep asking about you!!!

LAPIS: That’s really weird!

PERIDOT: You’re really weird!

LAPIS: I don’t think it’s weird to not want to show strangers every detail of my life!

PERIDOT: I’m not showing every detail!

PERIDOT: They just wanna know what we do together!

LAPIS: Peridot that’s still really weird!

LAPIS: How do they even know who I am?!

LAPIS: You haven’t told them about me have you?!

PERIDOT: NO!! THEY JUST KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

LAPIS: That’s creepy! I’m not coming in!

PERIDOT: Fine! i’ll just come and get you-

PERIDOT: AGHHHH! OKAY OKAY I GET IT!

PERIDOT: STOPPPP IT!! LAPIS!! MY IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS MY TECH!!!!

LAPIS: Heh.

PERIDOT: She’s just shy

and pumpkin💚

That’s a red flag to YOU! To Marcille she’s just charming.

Had this idea ever since I finished reading Dungeon Meshi and finally got around to finishing it.

(on youtube for better quality)