hi

you cannot even try to tell me that king of the hill is not fucking hilarious

those are DEMONS

never knew human anatomy was this fucked

cow bones by gary larson

so no head?

today👏is👏the👏ides of march❗️❗️❗️📆😜 Julius Caesar 💬might💬 have gotten💘the knife😩 but I'm ❌NOT❌🙅 going to stab🔪🔪YOU in the back👌🙏 because you're my 👬HOMIE! send this to 1⃣5⃣ Rulers 👑of Rome that you 🚫won't🚫 stab in the back 🔪🔪 ET TU BROTE?? 🙊

My lease says nothing about wild hogs

My landlords silence on wild hogs is deafening. Incidentally, so is the sound of swine thundering through a three storey apartment

If you ask about it they throw you out of the store

you ask and they shoot you point blank

911 I’d like to report a murder