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I opened the door and only Arthur came inside. It’s raining. I couldn’t find the other cat. She’s usually the first to come through the door, so I got slightly worried.

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there is no way lana gays are anything but tops. how can any gay listen to lana and not want to top? it doesnt add up. as a lana gay who identifies as a vers top i feel that this is an affront to everything lana stands for

your first mistake was admitting that you are, in fact, a lana gay, thus showing your bias. no singular person has listened to lanas music and wanted to top as a result. lanas entire aesthetic is about doing controlling the situation while letting her partner believe they have the control and rewarding her for it. her gays can be nothing else but power bottoms

a lot of what you said is true but it must be taken into consideration that lanas songs are typically directed at the listener, lana feeds into the top narrative of control and  having someone take your all. this is why lana gays must be tops. because while lana says things a powerbottom might say and be about, it is directed at the listener, who is a top.

a listener engages with a song to project themselves into the positions of the singer. lana sings about her exploits with manipulating her many sugar daddies and her desire to seek out more material things from them, and it is this message that isolates any top who may listen, since they cannot relate to it. the only gays who could understand lanas experience enough to stan her are power bottoms

this is why gay and pop culture is so messy