“Kill us twice, shame on God,”

my toxic trait is that i genuinely believe that the side effects of immortality won't affect me. i have so much stuff i want to learn i won't even notice the centuries go by. also i'm nosey as hell so the decades-deep gossip would keep myself from isolating from human society because i want to know what's going on. i would make such a good vampire i stand by this

tumblr doesn't need a tiktok clone what it needs is a dress up game

we should all have gaiaonline chibi avatars tbh

oh no the horrors are back [<- horrors had never left or ceased]

rude of my mutuals to be little gay people who live in my phone and not little gay people from real life. I want to make you little trinkets and thingies

season 2 opens up with daniel listening to lestat's soundcloud

i was not built for college but unfortunately i was also not built for anything else

i was especially not built to be employed

Tamsyn Muir really just sat down and wrote a book from the pov of the character least qualified to have any fucking clue about what’s going on and then proceeded to make sure each successive book was written from the perspective of an even less qualified bitch. Like we go from a jock filling in last minute at an international science competition, to a traumatized teenager with a DIY lobotomy trying to keep up with a bunch of 10,000 year old demigods, to a SIX MONTH OLD operating in a TERRORIST CELL. Pray for Alecto y’all, homegirl doesn’t stand a chance in hell of understanding the story she’s in.