Lame.

All my childhood friends got hot and I got mentally ill

Too bad I didnt see this sooner. If you get some random message from me guys, heres a thing.

I will never send you guys a suspicious short link, and if it smells like clickbait don’t click it!

the world was so much darker before i tasted flesh

just so we’re clear, this was a post about the first time i sucked a dick.

This post was two consecutive sucker punches to the face.

Really three because I also had to read OP’s name

imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying

yesterday at the store, i said “babe” to get my girlfriends attention and like four women who aren’t my girlfriend looked at me and the lesbian power fjrjfndmsmzksp

i said it again at the bar and the bartender turned like i was talking to her djfnfjdndkdjd

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

FUCK

This post actually deserves a “reblog to save a life”

in other news i’ve decided i want to be a vampire.

I refuse to believe any of these are real

All of these look like my attempts to draw animals

each of these figures represent one of the seven deadly sins

who is who?

They’re all lust

wearing shorts with a hoodie is such a gay and dumbass move. like are you hot or cold bitch???

its cute

good thing about the hurricane though is its making all of those fun facebook hurricane event groups