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NEW YORK, 1925. Five years into the infamous Prohibition Era, the streets of New York City are riddled with crime and disarray, largely carved up between the Death Eaters and the Prewetts, who for years, have lived in an uneasy ceasefire. Behind decadent speakeasies and extravagant parties, a war between rival gangs brews. Should it ignite, it threatens to send New York up in flames. ( FULL PLOT / ROLES )

here’s some personal favorites of mine.  synopsis included. 

keep in mind that none of these are parody videos.  they’re all 100% serious I promise you

cinderella’s sister gets plastic surgery because she doesn’t think jim from treasure planet likes her so she turns into jessica rabbit 

a “the fault in our stars” trailer made with footage of elsa from frozen and raphael from teenage mutant ninja turtles

 willy wonka and the guy from howl’s moving castle break up

anna from frozen has to choose between actors ashton kutcher and owen wilson

twilight sparkle hates herself for falling in love with jim from treasure planet because he’s a human boy

sleeping beauty has an affair with rule 63 esmerelda and they get caught and die

andy and woody from toy story turn into the men from brokeback mountain and fall in love with each other

in this one titties are edited onto jasmine for jim from treasure planets possessed fuck fest 

real life porn is used to show that loki and draco malfoy are having sex

everyone is harley quinn and the joker. every single person

hufflepuff: determined, leather jackets, earphones, works hard and smart, sarcastic smirks, treats people with kindness, blasting music, respects rules, constantly sends memes to their friends, not afraid to stand up for what’s right

ravenclaw: inspired by nature, scrunchies, bullshits an entire essay and still gets a high grade, really messy, oversized hoodies, artistic, goes to coffee shops for the aesthetics, loves reading fantasy books, street smart, random facts

mercury: the leader, athletic, friendly, summer vibes, always making plans for the group, organized, impatient, wine lover, reads in their free time

venus: the pretty friend, instagram famous, watches cartoons, very kind, loves skirts and dresses, smart, horrible at money management

earth: the young friend, wears flower crowns, fashionable, probably short as heck, clumsy, lovable, kind of sad inside, idolizes their friends

mars: the mysterious friend, reads comic books, prefers summer over winter, messy hair, lipstick stains on every cup, gardens

jupiter: the mom/dad friend, protective, always drinking but never hungover, loves the outdoors, very patient, has a bad temper if you cross them, collects something

saturn: the powerful friend, will be president someday probably, you want to raid their wardrobe, always has good advice, bad at cooking, loves movies

uranus: the quiet friend, kind of introverted, always laughing, tags you in memes all the time, lurks in the group chat but never responds, dog lover

neptune: the aesthetic friend, doesn’t care what people think, loves art, owns 395754 pairs of jeans, reckless driver, always want to go somewhere

Brie Larson for Porter

Hecate.

the goddess of moonlight, magic, witchcraft, ghosts and necromancy.

it is believed that Hecate ruled the elements and living creatures both on earth, in water and sky, and underground, and was awarded the title of Great Mother of the Phantom World.

as the goddess of hell, she was also considered the goddess of all mysterious; the Greeks imagined her fluttering with the souls of the dead at intersections. Therefore, the cult of Hecate is sometimes associated with intersections.

Hecate was sometimes depicted as one female figure with two torches in her hands, sometimes as three female figures connected with backs.

she embodied the horror of the night, a pale woman with black hair who goes hunting at night accompanied by hell hounds.

her sacred animal is a dog. Puppies were sacrificed to the goddess.

in Athens, Hecate was also worshiped as a protector goddess who protected family and household.