Ranny's House

No one discovers “a secret third thing” better than people with ADHD

also please note that this scientist is in fact the retired man who invented the xbox.

Uses sunglasses, even when needn't

Reblog if no one can tell what you're looking at

@funnier-as-a-system

[ID: a panel from a Calvin and Hobbes comic. Two Calvin-like figures are descending from a ladder into a dark room filled with waste, barrels, machinery, and waist-high sludge. One of them says, “Ugh, I hate going to the subconscious.” The other responds, “Me too! Why doesn’t anyone ever clean this dump?” / end ID]

"you can't ship those characters they tried to kill each other!" sounds like someone can't appreciate the inherent eroticism of violence 🙄

@hebephage

Oh no I need it. The ribbons would be constantly annoying me with how impractical they make everything and I need it.

Eat girlfriend gently like hamburger

Gently? Who eats either gently?

If you've ever seen how my system eats a hamburger....

you ever get a comment that makes you want to reread your fic ?? it’s like ‘dang u liked it that much?? lemme go look’