gayass

i dont "ship" anything i just understand .

Girl said she’d let me see her DDs but when I got to her house she just had her shirt off and she didn’t even have a ps2 let alone a copy of digital devil saga. Waste of my damn time

too many people seem to think certain ships would officially start going out and put a label on their relationship and sometimes even go so far as to get married. but most of the time said ships would really just be freaks and fuck weirdstyle without addressing the elephant in the room that is the mutual romantic attraction

Ok*reduces you to a simmer* go rest for a while

hellen is extremely technology illiterate and probably doesnt ever use a phone (or even own one) in fear of leaving tracks connecting her to murders. one of those kids has a beloved ipad and they show her cute kitten youtube videos on it and she eventually ends up down a rabbit hole of car crash complications. she watches for hours absolutely transfixed and keeps chuckling under her breath in increasing volume depending on how extreme the crash is. it is the first time most of the others have heard her express enjoyment

there’s just something so awesome about a character you love getting really badly hurt

if I get murdered or something and there's a documentary about it and people talk about how I used to "light up the room" know that they are lying. I have never lit up a room. I don't even like turning lights on. I probably enjoyed being murdered too

Shout out to self shippers that don’t get many notes/followers. Your f/o loves you for you, not your social media presence!

no one slaughter me right now ok I'm so flooded with stress hormones the meat would taste terrible

*sighs dejectedly* okayyy you got me, I care *smashes head into nearest wall with such force my skull is crushed like a beer can*

do you want to stab me. since you've had a bad day