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Image transcript: It's 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4

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liberalsarecool

DOGE is an obvious scam to give Elon Musk access to the 32 INVESTIGATIONS.

11 Federal Agencies were working just fine. No fraud, no waste.

Elon Musk is providing zero evidence. He is sharing nothing with oversight committees.

In essence, Trump created an illegal and unconstitutional fourth branch of government.

End Musk. Save America.

billydean63

So much for checks and balances.

existennialmemes

We're all rightfully upset about the fascism, but also I think it looks like the B Story here is that Musk and Trump are both materially broke.

Unless they liquidate assets that would cost them power and control, which obviously they don't want to do. So instead they're staging a heist on the US Treasury and trying to redirect our tax dollars into their own businesses.

This feels like the plotline to a South Park episode and I mean that extremely derogatorily.

redstopgringo

Are Pinky and the Brain still trying to take over the world? Because at this point, I'm willing to hear the Brain's platform.

the-other-sandy

At this point, I'm willing to hear Pinky's platform.

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dngrcpckwithmurdericing

This is the best one I’ve seen yet.

lurker-no-more

Gonna be singing this (and this) all night.

sugarplumfuckwit

If Levar Burton is hitting someone that person needs to be hit and I will hold his coat

padnick

That is the premise of an entire Leverage episode

liberalsarecool

Jimmy Carter appreciation post.

anexperimentallife

labelleizzy

Everyone reblog this. Mandatory.

rinasoir

It is a small comfort these days, but a constant that I know I'm not as pathetic as him.

androidwarlock

Now that more people know who squirrel girl is, I think nows a good time to share one of my favorite comic panels

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burningvelvet

a twitter thread that actually killed me

modern-politics111

besotted-with-austen

The Witch King: no man can defeat me! I am Despair encarnate, you fool!

Eowyn: *grimly* I have been in despair all my life!

The Witch King: *Big Gasp*

Eowyn: and I am no man!

The Witch King: *Even Bigger Gasp*

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madlori

I see posts going "Okay, I'll vote for Kamala, I GUESS IF I HAVE TO" and "omg if that's the best we can do I suppose I'll support it" and I'm like...

What do you people fucking WANT?

Let's run down how she's rated politically by some organizations that we vibe with, kay?

ACLU = 93% on civil liberties

AFL-CIO = 100% on trade unions

Human Rights Campaign = 100% on queer rights

League of Conservation Voters = 91% on environmentalism

NARAL = 100% on reproductive rights

NRA Fund = 7% on gun rights (we LIKE a low score on this one)

NEA = 100% on education

Planned Parenthoos = 100% on reproductive rights

In addition, GovTrack (which is a nonpartisan tracker) places her in the MOST politically left-leaning categories of Senators. So we've got a very liberal, woman of color who's spent her career trying to mitigate draconian tough-on-crime laws to benefit the accused and keep black people out of prison and decrease recidivism and that's somehow...just barely tolerable.

So I ask again...what is that you're dissatisfied with? Is it Palestine? as recently as March she was calling for a ceasefire and demanding aid to Gaza. Keep in mind she's pretty constrained as to what's possible to do in this situation.

Is it just that she was a prosecutor? That is an important job that needs to be done and we WANT people doing it who aren't rah-rah tough-on-crime Gestapo types, which she is not. We need prosecutors who are addressing the root causes of crime and looking for ways to help people escape the cycle, which she has done to the point that she was often called SOFT on crime.

So what is your objection here? Is it that her politics aren't 100% aligned with a bunch of Tumblr socialists? I got news for you...we Tumblr socialists DO NOT REPRESENT THE ELECTORATE. If such a candidate existed, they would not win.

Democrats struggle sometimes because our tent is large. Republicans just want you if you're a straight white man and preferably rich. There's room for a lot more types in the lefty side, but sadly that means a lot of room also for dissention among the ranks. This is how they get us. Let's not let them, huh? Just a suggestion.

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