Dance.It.Out.

how do some of ur parents let ur bf/gf stay the night? like my mom get’s mad if i have too many cups in my room. wtf.

attitude towards boys: disappointed but not surprised

#BOOB OR DIE DUDE#YOU EITHER BOOB#OR YOU DIE

what the fuck do fish do for fun

the newt play the flute

the carp play the harp

the plaice play the bass

and they soundin’ sharp

the bass play the brass

the chub play the tub

the fluke is the duke of soul

YEAH

the ray he can play

the ling’s on the strings

the trout rockin’ out

the blackfish she sings

the smelt and the sprat

they know where it’s at

an’ oh that blowfish blow !

💙

Three of the four elements are represented in types of hockey; Air hockey (air), field hockey (earth), ice hockey (water). Fire hockey needs to be a thing.

fire hockey 100% does not need to be a thing

Yes. Yes it does.

…this is the most awesome thing I’ve ever seen.

friendly reminder that Rube had the same powers and strength as stitch, but had a higher intelligence resulting in him being able to speak perfectly….but instead of being obsessed with destroying cities…only cared about making sandwiches… 

use your powers for good not evil kids

All I want is for a boy to look at me and think “wow she is so cute she gives me a boner but I also want to make her soup”

Just in case anyone thinks that milk is necessary for strong bones, I’m reblogging this. There are other ways to get calcium, such as in non-dairy milk products. They taste good, too.

i always thought it was kinda weird how humans are the only ones who drink milk even in adulthood…

IM CRYINFF

HDHDBSBSB

it’s 12 AM and I’m pretty sure my cousin is about to knock on my door and ask if I’m okay

“BSSSSSKT”