we are all there;

Greek tragedies be like: the female characters can have a little vengeance. as a treat.

The mortifying ordeal of knowing ME

being god's personal jester is tough sometimes but i am nothing if not committed to my job

You are the dancing queen. Young and sweet, Chancellor Palpatine

Everyone who ever met Anakin Skywalker just walked away going “Yikes! What a mess! I hope somebody intervenes!” and then nobody ever did

i wholeheartedly believe i deserve a sword. i am true. i am loyal. i despise treacherous men. what else do you need? knight me already

I know only three states of being: godless hubris, righteous fury, and hapless melancholia

after experiencing “feelings” i have decided that this just isn’t for me but thank you for the opportunity