moved to @pseudotsugas

Following someone you supposedly hate to their alts is so bizarre. This James Somerton stuff feels like Chris-chan but for leftists. Doing lolcow but wokely

Don't get it twisted the dude seems like a real weed. Frustrating and upsetting corner of the internet where people just churn content out at the expense of others. But dude has been catapulted into the sun. What's the point on spreading an account where he's posting nudes and talking about Disney. Find something better to do with your time before cringe-watching becomes your hobby.

Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs

every time i call my mutuals by name im like god what if that was just some random person's name in their description. christ

Reading fetish erotica with absolutely pristine and morally upright consent and neat and tidy safer sex practices is like watching a Fast and Furious movie where they stop at every stop sign and signal for every lane change and always obey the speed limit.

fuck hrt fuck hrt fuck hrt

OH MY GODS IM SORRY EVERYONE I MEANT HRT AS HRVATSKA RADIO TELEVIZIJA, CROATIAN RADIO TELEVISION, HRT IS THEIR ACRONYM. THE FUCKING CUNTS ARE SENDING ME CHARGES FOR A TV IN A HOUSE I DONT LIVE IN, AND THEY SENT IT THERE INSTEAD TO MY ACTUAL ADDRESS. IVE BEEN BATTLING THESE CUNTS FOR MONTHS NOW I WISH SWIFT DEATH UPON THEM ALL

btw after she slammed into the side of the desk her pride was hurt so she marched over to the cat closest to her (Kenny) and slapped him

Break me off another tangerine wedge I’m not driving