Boo

"you were always such a good kid! we never had to worry about you :)" thanks! you actually should've, though. like about this specifically

I am whatever gender has the shortest line at the bathroom

​I see this one going places

Yeah. The bathroom

ah but which bathroom

the one with the shortest line did you not read the post

what if you combined a pressure cooker and a deep fryer and made a pressure fryer, the most dangerous kitchen implement in history

does this imply you want to heat cooking oil to past its boiling point at one atmosphere

*grabs america by the shoulders* we have got to lock the fuck in. south asia and the middle east are running goddamn circles around us. we have got to come up with a more dangerous way of cooking food now or we can kiss these quarter finals goodbye

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus

a tshirt that says I LIKE YOU AND I'M TRYING TO UNDERSTAND YOU

Just be my homie, we can fall in love later

"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

"the world isnt kind" skill issue. I am

suchhh a relief to spend time with other insane people. yes we are fucked in the head. we are both going to make it. i love you

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

You find a new thing to endure

yeah actually we removed the big bad wolf from the little red riding hood story because portraying violence against minors is really messed up. yeah. yeah also the wolf narrative was really predatory and had had some icky grooming vibes and a fable meant for literal children shouldn’t have implied p*do shit and grape so now little red riding hood goes into the woods and nothing happens and she goes to grandma’s house. don’t worry our kids will still stick to the path and know not to follow to wolves implicitly because we told them to and children should always do as their told. just like little red riding hood does now.

imma say something controversial but found footage horror when done by people with a gigantic budget suck. found footage horror has and will always belong to amateur horror directors with their cheap camera, friends as their actors, and some random location

someone just said i’m gatekeeping poverty 💀 from billion dollar studios ? absolutely