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Alas poor Yorick, we hardly knew you

The high school emo girls have their hair in heartless curls now

Running up the stairs of a castle hiking my dress up but it’s actually a tk maxx and I’m wearing cargos (they’re too long for me)

Do you think the careers ever took tesserae to get their names in more times

They should bring back seeing what your friends are listening to on Spotify so people can ask if you’re okay and you can pretend you’re fine but you’re listening to a playlist called ‘hold my head under water until the bubbles stop’

Thought I was in my Rory Gilmore era but NO ONE in my group has done ANY work for the presentation due Thursday so I’m officially in MY PARIS GELLER ERA

Mum said I could get a treat at the shop and I chose a bag of frozen fruit to make smoothies and now all I can think is why tf didn’t I get the chocolate donuts

What do you think hurt Effie more - knowing she was reaping Katniss, or not knowing whether she was reaping Peeta or Haymitch?

How are you gonna write a song that sounds like the Bluey theme tune and have the lyric ‘dog deep into the chocolate kind of wouldn’t fare well’

If you were good at getting your teacher to talk about themselves and forget the class congrats you will be great at getting your manager to talk about themselves and forget to work

My dad used to have his eyebrow pierced and he’s homophobic and it doesn’t make any sense