𝙨𝙞𝙘𝙠 / 𝕥𝕚𝕣𝕖𝕕 !

immortals falling for mortals

immortals getting clingy and needy because you have so little time we need to make the most of it

and their lovers being like chill i’ve still got like fifty years and we’ve already spent decades together we’ve been like all around the world by now but rly all I need is you

and just, no, you don’t understand that’s not nearly enough for all the things I want to show you please why are you slowing down I know but you’re tired a lot lately wait no

don’t

including bi/pan girls bc we deserve some love! not including cheating or other gross stuff bc we deserve better!

i’m checking something on my boyfriend’s phone and he’s been texting another girl?? who thinks he’s her boyfriend??? we should definitely meet up to discuss how to take him down (and see if you’re as cute irl as you are in your pictures please tell me you like girls too)

we’re the two best cheerleaders on our squad and we’re constantly fighting for the top spot; we definitely hate each other so why are we making out?

i’m out + proud and you’re a smol questioning bb, i’m trying to help you accept yourself but i’m accidentally falling in love with you oops?

i had a crush on you in middle school but you always said you were straight. we just ran into each other again and apparently you like girls now? i have literally no idea how to deal with this help

i’m a bridesmaid at my friend’s wedding and how dare they not tell me that one of the other bridesmaids is gay?? wait was that the point are they trying to get us together should we prove them right or wrong

we’re roommates and you came home early to find me rocking out to Girls like Girls, She Keeps Me Warm, Girls/Girls/Boys, or some other obviously queer song, surprise I’m gay?