My understanding is that she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes

jigsaw tape that starts with a land acknowledgement

Even when I was a little kid I wanted to have a beer and a cigarette on my porch some cool summer night

going to get my blood tested and dr acula and nurse feratu walk in. hope everything is ok

*our hands brush as we both reach for the cigarette pack on the ground that we’re hoping still has cigarettes in it* oh……haha…..

They offered me a job as a fucker. Yeah you heard me right, a fucker. Job is to fuck things. Boss points at something and says fuck it, I fuck it. That's my job. And I'm damn good at it. Pays like dirt and wears on the mind. Wears on the mind.

We're a nonprofit using tranquilizers to give feral horses badass haircuts and thats it. #andthatsit. starring the cast of sex and the city